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My mam used to threaten me my brother and my dad that she would hide the wind up handle if we kept fighting over whose turn it was to wind it up
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I took the handle to timpsons .I thought a spare one would come in handy
I said politely could you make me a copy of this wind up handle for our clock work TV please He said we only made copies of keys I said well make it look like a key so long as it winds up our TV up were not bothered what it looks like |
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He said would you like a pair of shoes while your waiting .I said no I feel comfy in these
Slippers that I'm wearing but thanks for asking |
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He said try On those safety first toe cap boots on .
I said no my wife takes the pill and thats all the safety precaution we need Infact she would start laughing if I walked in the bedroom with them on |
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My wife used to have a ball point pen , but not enough she needs all the colours of the rainbow...
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15. ,2?
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He said I see you got your slippers from here
I said did you notice the make He said no I just noticed hat they were for someone with two left feet |
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I believe you can get your watch mended at timpsons these days
So long as it's a size 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 They don't deal with any larger sizes |
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What a good idea Do Wah, I've just put my old Betfair pen in the post for her. She will have to wait for the 2020 diary though. I wonder if I will get a signed thank you letter from her?
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I think I better stay of the marmalade butties
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I believe shes done a deal with Betfair she sends everyone a signed copy of her book
YOU DONT WANT THESE KIDS OF MINE When theve had their 100th bet with them see terms and conditions This offer may be suspended without any notification |
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Please note that only one book per customer will be sent .and any person who is seen to violate the terms and conditions may have this offer revoked
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Saw Charlie on the telly today - scarlet faced and bloated.
He's not wearing well at all. The way he looks he won't be delivering many speeches after getting the crown. That's if he lasts that long. |
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He should have married the women he loved Camilla, but bottled out
Because he was afraid he would not get the crown, although he has done the decent thing now He should have done what Edward V111 did when he gave up the crown for Wallis |
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I hope you are doing well Doo Wah….
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We've just had a Queens Speech a few days ago, I saw it on the telly. Does this mean that I've missed Christmas?
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