Jacuzzi/Hot Tub

If bathing in someone elses, ****,sh!t or piss is your thing , it must be wonderful.

Idiot next door neighbour had one at our last house.

It was a humid summer night and everyone had the bedroom windows open.

One o'clock in the morning on a school night we were woken up.

He had his transistor radio on loud and was sat in his new hot tub with his bint and a bottle of wine.

Only about ten feet away from our bedroom window...

Gazing up at the stars, I heard her say, 'We could be anywhere in the world'.

Felt like shouting, 'Well your not, you are right in the middle of a housing estate you ignorant, selfish bastards'

You could have pissed on them from your window ,and said can you feel the hot monsoon rain you pr!cks.

We had one in our old house the wifes idea cost about eight grand with by the time we had a concrete pad layer and summer house built I hated emptying and cleaning it out had to use a hosepipe and syphon the water out pain in the Rs

If you want a cheap alternative check out Heinz Baked Beans

You need a friend in the Fire Service!

ex neighbour got them to pump out, and fill his plunge pool....