another downside of no deal - no-one thought of this did they ????

Dogging is the practice of having sex in public while other people watch, usually in lay-bys, car parks and wooded areas.

Ministers are reportedly worried that it will become commonplace amongst British truckers, rather than Europeans, as they wait in the long queues.

“Do Europeans even do dogging?” the minister asked. “There is something deeply British about dogging.”

Okay, I'll give you that but on the upside, there's the look on Varadkar and Gina Miller's faces, so, y'know, 'Brexit giveth and Brexit taketh away'