I had to go for a bottle of milk today

Two William hill shops in prominent positions in Salford and been their for years both closed down over the last fortnight

The William hill thread was supposed to be a different thread sorry

Its OK Do Wah. I'm not concerned about that. It's the gradual disappearance of full stops in your posts that has been concerning me lately.

De traveller onnce youve seen one full stop you've seen them all .your no missing much
I've seen millions over the 70 years that I've lived and I can honestly say that not a single one stands out in my memory as being anything special

You still make me laugh, Do wah

And if you are this funny with people then you should be a hit with the ladies, we love to laugh.

It was stated at the inquiry of the Titanic that a full stop got mistook for a dot .when using the Morse code it caused and still causes alot of problems

They had to say the cause of the sinking was due to someing else
They concluded that no one would believe that someone couldn't tell the difference between a full stop and a dot

WELL I SPEAK THE TRUTH I CANT

Annie I thought you'd left or gone off me .I've not seen any of your smiley faces since since the year dot or full stop

I will never go off you, Do wah   I adore anyone who makes me laugh. 

But you are still an enigma to me, who is the real person behind Do wah Diddy?

De traveller you quote your worried about the gradual dissapearence of full stops

There's alot more to worry about dissapearing like the snow leopard and the ice that the white polar bears walk on and the dissapearence of the bees .

My full stop might be dissapearing but not as quick as those that I've stated

I know there are many more snow leperds than we are led to believe as alot of them hide behinnd trees and rocks when they hear the sound of foot prints and smell canabis

Annie there's no one real person behind do wah DIDDY I've looked at the back of me as well as the front and both sides and there's only me .mind you on a sunny day my shadow does scare me sometimes especially when it approaches me from behind

Shadows don’t scare people bud mirrors do

I remember going to a club in Manchester called the cabaret club it was a rough club  in the early seventies
I had never been to it ,before when you went in you had to go down a staircase that was dark .I didnt know where I was going when at the bottom a man came towards me out of the dark .
It was a reflection of my self in a long mirror .it scared me to death and unlike the full stop post it still lurks in my mind somewhere I'll always remember that episode of do wah DIDDY at the cabaret club

I think you may have misinterpreted my view, it wasn’t a knock on you...

I know that conductor don't worry but I was terrified of my reflection that night
Some of the girls in that club scared more. But  more than the girl I took home .I arranged to meet her a couple of days later I hate myself for doing it but when I went to meet her .I couldn't go ahead with the date .

I still feel terrible to this day  over .leaving her there .she came to meet me expecting I would take her out somewhere and I let her down .I dont like letting people down but I did

I can remember four girls who I knew turned up on dates for me not to turn up .and that's not on .two of the girls had a baby each and not only would they have had to get a babby sitter but they would have gone home dissapointed

I wish I could tell them it was fate and there guardian angel looking after them .I wouldn't want any girl having to put up with me

They had so much hope only to be let down by me
I'm glad I've wrote this post it shows that im not as nice as some think

Got to go now I'm reading this in the dark and my I pad is very bright making sure that I get the message

Since when did girls understand minds?

I understand men's minds perfectly well, conditor, unfortunately

Yep and I’m a milk man

hello Ernie ..

Do-wah i hope you don't need a loaf of bread tomorrow.
Everyone has regrets,what they should have done then only thought out after.
You are an intrinsically good person.

Lappyhappynappy

Yes its right what they say every slice of bread has a silver lining
and a girl whose date doesn't turn up is a blessing in disguise
And too many cooks spoil spoil the broth but it only takes one do wah DIDDY to give you an headache

Could I be as bothersome as to inquire as your milk of choice DWD ,I suspect your a heavy UHT user ,thick cut plain pan and carton of uht ,although no doubt it will be 7 seed farmhouse and pasteurised (redtop) goats milk .Please could you elucidate ,it’s knawing away at me .

Please go easy on me old chap ,am a very sensitive soul . Bye the way the Titanic  sent a mixture of CQD and SOS ,And i now know what an ambigram is

Bread and butter I drink the green bottle top milk ,I love milk if there is no green top I drink  the other coloured tops.not keen on that milk in cartons

Bread and butter I drink the green bottle top milk ,I love milk if there is no green top I drink  the other coloured tops.not keen on that milk in cartons

Bread and butter I've just watched the ambigram video for advanced learners as I couldn't understand the ordinary video that did not produce pictures

They show you the word Sandra as an ambigram .that poor man who is supposed to be teaching us what and the other words ambigram .is in a worse position than me in life.learning about things like ambigrams to me means he's got less of a life than me .He would be better doing the metro cross word it's not that hard or the sudoko grid in the same paper

I bet his wife finds him a bore if that's the kind of things he talks about to her I bet she gets a boyfriend on the side

Bread and butter I don't blame you wanting to know what an amigram is .but I do blame you for exposing it to the betfair forum
Things like that should be kept secret in your own home just like being gay

I was alarmed at a steam engine rally one day when I saw a group of men dressed up in old fashioned fire engine uniforms cleaning their old fashioned firecengine
My brain exploded thinking where do they keep that big old fashioned fire engine
What do the neighbours think when they keep ringing it's bell
Do they fall out over who's turn it is to drive
Do they argue who's turn it is to clean it

And now I've realised that there's grown men messing about with ambigrams .this country has gone to to the dogs .ever since they stopped giving children free milk at school

I was alarmed at a steam engine rally one day when I saw a group of men dressed up in old fashioned fire engine uniforms cleaning their old fashioned firecengine
My brain exploded thinking where do they keep that big old fashioned fire engine
What do the neighbours think when they keep ringing it's bell
Do they fall out over who's turn it is to drive
Do they argue who's turn it is to clean it

And now I've realised that there's grown men messing about with ambigrams .this country has gone to to the dogs .ever since they stopped giving children free milk at school

My wife's got a very good friend whose husband has a room where he plays with his round head soldiers and the other sides soldiers
He also gets dresses up and goes to mock wars

No wonder women are getting devorced if this is what men do with their spare time .at least being married to an alcoholic can partly excuse them drinking such an addictive mind depressing drug which alcohol is

But how must a wife feel when she tells her friends that her husband's up stairs playing with his soldiers

Or he's gone out dressed up in his old fashioned fireman's suit with a tin of brasso and a bag full of dusters

Or he's in the kitchen googerling the word ambigram on his I pad and then asking people not to be too hard on him on a gambling forum because he's got a sensative soul

No wonder I'm in the state I am with all these type of people around me

My wife's got a very good friend whose husband has a room where he plays with his round head soldiers and the other sides soldiers
He also gets dresses up and goes to mock wars

No wonder women are getting devorced if this is what men do with their spare time .at least being married to an alcoholic can partly excuse them drinking such an addictive mind depressing drug which alcohol is

But how must a wife feel when she tells her friends that her husband's up stairs playing with his soldiers

Or he's gone out dressed up in his old fashioned fireman's suit with a tin of brasso and a bag full of dusters

Or he's in the kitchen googerling the word ambigram on his I pad and then asking people not to be too hard on him on a gambling forum because he's got a sensative soul

No wonder I'm in the state I am with all these type of people around me

No wonder the titanic sunk if the crew were sending cod and sos oges out instead  of distress calls

They never mentioned that in the official enquirey of the sinking of the titanic

No wonder the titanic sunk if the crew were sending cod and sos oges out instead  of distress calls

They never mentioned that in the official enquirey of the sinking of the titanic

It's all well and good thinking of the family back home

but when their at work .they should do their job and look after the passengers ,before seeing what they can pinch from the ship's kitchen to send back to their families

I once bought a  titanic original steering wheel off a man in a pub when I had lots of money .they were that nice and reasonably priced that I bought 7 more for Christmas presents .I was going to buy 8 but my auntie Hilda gets sea sick just looking at a picture of a boat

always best to avoid mixed messages

Going off the subject I once rented a shop that was in a very very old building it had several floors and the two girl staff heard it was haunted and that someone hung there self on the top floor

They would not go to the toilet they weed  in a bucket in the kitchen  because they were scared

I said the toilets on the second floor not the top floor.they said it didn't matter ghosts walk about all over the place

That's true .I had to put up with alot from my staff

People just go in a shop expecting to be served by a nice member of staff .they don't realise what goes on behind locked doors

I told them I would get in trouble if the fire brigade found out they were locking the kitcen door .They said we'll get into trouble were locking the door

There's not alot you can do if you want to go for a pint and the staff threaten to walk out if they don't get their own way

When walking home I noticed a thin young girl of about 25 with two black eyes she was crying .two other girls were telling her to go to the police or she would never be able to get rid of him

Those 2 girls were right...if the girl had not washed her eyes
there would be his DNA on her eyes....

that would have nailed him....no longer just her word against his

good to see you concerned Doo Wah

Once one of them came in the pub when I was in .I said you should be working she said you don't want me to do a number two in the kitchen do you

She then told me to buy her a brandy as she didn't want the landlord thinking  she was cheeky for just using his  toilet

There is a milkman comes near me..

I think someone works at the airport and sometimes goes abroad so probably cannot get milk on his return at odd hours

But cannot see how anyone would make a living as a milkman nowadays

My ex wife is convinced they sell drugs  as well as milk to make a living .I told her these drug dealers won't let you pay at the end of the week like the milkman does

I do know one milkman who did sell drugs as well as milk .but people were moving house and not paying their drug bill  at the end of the week .He only sold them cash on delivery after .

He said you try and help people and they repay you by not paying you
I said that doesn't make sense
He said well thats what happens

I said do you get tipped at Xmas .He said only by money tree and cool eddy and flush Gordon and you know what their tips are like.

I said you must get some good tips off your customers that win on Betfair .He said 90% of what they say I take with a pinch of salt and the other 80% of what they say is bull s**t

He said 90% of what they say I take with a pinch of salt and the other 80% of what they say is bull s**t 

I said that's 70% too much .he said you know that and I know that but try explaining  it to the likes of money tree

They can't work percentages out .they can't even work out what day it is

Cool eddy it's only a joke .your pritty good compared with the rest

No money tree you and flush Gordon  you are not in my top 3015 horse tipster list
That doesn't mean to say I don't like you it just means your cra p at picking winners