I bet the man who invented wooden clothes pegs doesn't envisage the effect his invention

He didn't care how many monkeys would become homeless he was selfish as well as greedy

He didn't care how many monkeys would become homeless he was selfish as well as greedy

He didn't realise that undesirable gypsies would turn up at pensioners houses at all times of the day trying to sell them wooden pegs at high inflated prices

He didn't realise that soon as one housewife saw wooden pegs being used .that it would cause arguments between wife and husband
She would want him to buy her some and he would say I've no money to buy you wooden pegs

He never thought about the damage to human life and animal life and nature when his pegs blew off the washing line on a windy day
There was no claim forms in the days .there was squirrels and other animals with peg wounds as well as damage to their eyes .as well as human injuries

Women have been known to fight over whose pegs are whose especially when the wars were on and boat fulls of pegs were sunk by German u boats

Women would be accused of being show offs when they kept parading their new frocks that they had bought on the washing line

Some poor  women who had never stolen a thing in their lives. .had a criminal record when they stole them .the magistrates had no sympathy for wooden peg thieves in them days

People should think about the long term effect that their invention places on the population and how it affects the planet in the long term not about how much money they can make for themselves

Look at all the money that is spent on all these save the planet activists with the time they spend off work
protesting and time policeing them


MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES AND EVEN IF IT STARTED TO GROW ON THEM THERE WOULD BE NO TREES AS THEY ARE ALL BEING FELLED TO MAKE WODDEN PEGS

People should think about the long term effect that their invention places on the population and how it affects the planet in the long term not about how much money they can make for themselves

Look at all the money that is spent on all these save the planet activists with the time they spend off work
protesting and time policeing them


MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES AND EVEN IF IT STARTED TO GROW ON THEM THERE WOULD BE NO TREES AS THEY ARE ALL BEING FELLED TO MAKE WODDEN PEGS

Ps how many humans have lost fingers and arms on machine saws that cut the groove in the wooden pegs

I know of at least two prominent classical pianists who had to forgo their dreams of appearing on opportunity knocks

PPS there's an old saying with two verses
Verse one .You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink
Verse two   you can take a classical pianist to a piano but he can't play if he's got no fingers

Ppps yes he had fingers once but lost them that's how he became a classical pianist in the first
Place.

That's for those of you who think how can he be a classical pianist in the first place with no fingers

They had them once but lost them when they worked at the wooden peg making factory

Their was no health and safety inspectors in them day

The person who made this saying up .was the manager of the firm who owned a horse and went to classical pianist concerts and by noticing the reaction from his horse when he took it  to water
And when he saw two different classical pianist with no fingers trying to play their pianists

He saw the comparisons and made up a well know saying

It didn't come to him straight away .it was only when he was doing the wages when he realised that he's paying someone with no fingers the same rate as someone with all fingers operating his wooden peg slit cutting machine .so he fired them

There was no industrial tribunerals in them days and itt was not a union factory

The boss just had to say you should have been more careful
Workers in them days just had to accept it as you couldn't claim for unfair dismissal
You just had to find another job to support your family

People today don't realise that there was a shortage of jobs for fingerless machine cutting wooden peg machinists

Also plastic pegs were becoming the in thing to use

I've not said alot .but you can see the troubles that the man who invented the wooden peg created

Was he related to the man who invented the paper bag?

I had my first paper bag when my grandma gave me 3d to buy a quarter of dolly mixture from the sweetshop across the road from her.

Poor old peg man, just think about the clever **** who divised diesel to use in the machines that cut the trees down to create pegs...and smoking kills people 

And let’s not forget the man who cut the trees down so he could grow sugar beet,

This is nothing to do with the peg man .but when we had down paper bags they disintegrated in the atmosphere and when people threw them into the sea after they had eaten their toffees and carrots and they were free .and if you had no money as a child you could blow into them and burst them and make a large bang and scare your friends

Brown paper bags not down paper bags

I don't know if you noticed but sometimes I make spelling mistakes

This proves it's a faulty I pad that I'm using and not a faulty brain that causes these spelling mistakes

Not even me could get a brown paper bag and a down paper bag mixed up  .I don't even know what a down paper bag is so why would I talk about one

This prooves once and for all that I can spell correctly .but my I pad is the culprit and I can't afford a new one because I lose all my money gambling

Yes and when a full stop is not in its right place .it's not that my grammer is poor. It's the I pad that got a mind of its own and prints what it likes .

Yes and when a full stop is not in its right place .it's not that my grammer is poor. It's the I pad that got a mind of its own and prints what it likes .

It's a good job this I pad doesn't speak for me or it would say you are a    pri*k and not a di*k

And I instead of saying I want  to go to the car.
It would say I want to go to the bar
and then people would think I've started drinking alcohol again

I've not got  a car anymore it was someone elses car that I wanted to go to

And I instead of saying I want  to go to the car.
It would say I want to go to the bar
and then people would think I've started drinking alcohol again

I've not got  a car anymore it was someone elses car that I wanted to go to

If you wanted to know why I wanted to go to someone elses car .it was to make sure that I had closed the door properly when I got out

I've ñow at last found out why many people don't read my posts any more

There sick to death of me
and it's not just because of my faulty I pad

I wondered why no one cursed me any more. I thought at first they were showing sympathy to  an old frail 70 year old pentioner
but then I realised that there's always someone that wants to upset you on a gambling forum

But their too sick of tired of reading the same rubbish and can't even be bothered to curse me

They just see do wah DIDDY and they sigh .and think of how  this forum has declined over the years

If I was a man of honour I should resign
But as I'm a degenerate and have nothing else to do when ive no money to gamble I cant

The daily mail forum barred me
Just for posting that Megan's new dress shouldn't be the top story

I posted that the rape of a child  in levenshulme should be the headline news

They wouldn't let you post on that story
So I posted my views on that topic on the story about Megan's new dress .where you was allowed to post

I've no where else to go

The daily mail forum barred me
Just for posting that Megan's new dress shouldn't be the top story

I posted that the rape of a child  in levenshulme should be the headline news

They wouldn't let you post on that story
So I posted my views on that topic on the story about Megan's new dress .where you was allowed to post

I've no where else to go

Yes I know I put my views on topics that were the mail's top news story many times

But they didn't like me telling them that Tommy Robinson's imprisonment was more news worthy than what Megan and Harry were having for tea in Monaco

They only let you reply to stories that they want you to reply to

You can't reply to stories that might upset some people from other countries

You can't write the word Muslim you have to cheat and write m u s. Li m like that as it will not accept it if you spell it like the oxford dictionary spells it .you can write Christian and don't have to cheat .I don't like to cheat

I wouldn't have bought the 1939 second hand  oxford dictionary from the Sunday chelford car boot sale if you couldn't use their spellings on the daily mail forum

I took it back when the daily mail forum would not accept their spelling of Muslim ..

Al I got from the seller was what do you expect for 20p when I asked for a refund

I wouldn't have bought the 1939 second hand  oxford dictionary from the Sunday chelford car boot sale if you couldn't use their spellings on the daily mail forum

I took it back when the daily mail forum would not accept their spelling of Muslim ..

Al I got from the seller was what do you expect for 20p when I asked for a refund

I phoned the Oxford customer services up to complain that the daily mail forum would not accept their spelling of Muslim when I tried to reply to stories that they wrote
They  I  nothing to do with them
They said join the Betfair forum and see if you can get away with it on there .I said it's a waste of time talking about politics on there .there's too many know it all's who know nowt

Don't want to interrupt when you are in free flowing form.

He said yes but you can find out how long it takes a golf ball dropped from Blackpool tower to reach the pavement

I said you want to phone up customer service up at Betfair and learn how a good customer service center works

I then had a slight giggle to my self and put the phone down

Good night THE END

Sofee ive not forgot you.i remember my loyal fans .I'm not like man utd who try and sell moldy meat pies to their loyal fans when Louis edwards was on the board of directors .and he had a chain of butcher's .

I know it was years ago but I never forget that's why my friends call me Dumbo an elephant never forgets .well I think that's why they call me Dumbo

Good night soffe and everyone else who's got nothing better to do than read my threads