Boris the Maginificent

King Boris to address the Stasi

Wonder if "chicken Corbyn"

Turns up

NO ELECTION


Quelle surprise

i thought he was magnificent today. Underestimated (even by me) by the media & numbnuts in The House again

Batted away the opposition, who largely resemble a flock of clueless parrots, with consummate ease.

I never realised we had two houses of parliament.

What an innings!  Batted for 191 minutes.  Whacked umpteen boundaries, smashed several for 6 and not once did he lose his composure, despite vicious attacks from all angles. No Surrender Act, Capitulation Act, what was the third one again?  Kwality stuff!  All that with five hours jetlag too. BoJo, we salute you!

the unbiased media keep showing the commie numpty spluttering insults at the PM, but not his reply - which nuts the beetroot commie on the napper

DAILY MIRROR SHOWING HIM AS SHORTEST SERVING PRIME MINISTER ON THE COVER TODAY, I THINK NOT, BORIS IS THE SAVIOUR OF THE PEOPLE!

Betrayal Act!  That was the third one

Boris standing ERECT and in complete
control

an excellent reboot

Boris leading the PARTY
dEAL OR no DEAL

That's the question-Noel

What a performance from Boris. Labour must be looking at Corbyn and shaking their collective heads.