94 days to Christmas

there will be no Christmas this Christmas for the British people due to the delay on all christmas food,
there will be no drink this december due to the delay on all drink imports.
there will be no heat this december due to the delay on oil,
there will be no petrol this december due to the delay on fuel.
there will be no transport (oh sorry,that does not matter ,as most will have lost their jobs)
but the good news is that we expect to see a few lorries on the move to cities and towns in mid January,provided the expected beast from the east does not arrive,
So all will be ok ,apart from Christmas will be on the 14 th of JANUARY next year.
but then again,Boris might change his mind,and you will be all saying "merry Christmas"on the correct day

also 459 days until the christmas after

You think all that will happen if we leave the EU before Christmas Brassneck

I hope not

Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year,now let’s move on to Easter.

i think Boris will be gone before next Sunday.