I wish Amber Rudd would sit on my face

A fate worst than death.

One minute she's become an independent and the next she's remaining in the Conservative party. Hope she loses her deposit come GE in 'Brexit voting' Hastings. Vile woman.

She's already farted in our faces over doing her bit to thwart Brexit, so she might as well sit on our faces as well.

Yuk, got a nasty taste in my mouth from just thinking about it.

Best prime minister we never had. What about Nigel?

She'd love it if you took the opportunity to blow smoke up her a$$ while she was sat there

If its a safe seat she will take it

Will it be an all night sitting?

You may need some of this.........

Yeah fart and give us a clue Amber