There's some male gamblers who never grow up

One had defecated in his nappy
I said why have you done that in your nappy .he said I couldn't help it I thought that last fav was going to get caught in the final furlong and I desperately needed it to win

I said  why are you in your pram .he said people pick my act8on man up when I drop it when I'm sat in my pram

I asked one of  them if there was any disadvantages of betting in a pram he said .the only problem he has is that old ladies  poke their head In the pram and keep saying agoo agoo agoo

Loving this Do Wah

^^^ Says the Liberal sentinel who patrols the forum day and night

You are such a sad sack Leopard

The leperd it's hard understanding you when you speak normally .don't start making it even harder by using equations
I know Einstein and the code breakers at bletchly house were very  clever at working out what people were talking about but you've taken this to another level.
We're not at war or trying to find out  more about the therom of relativity .so please don't talk in code as I find it difficult to even do the Beano cross word  and easy sudoko

There's been that many over the years that's said nasty things .I can't remember them all .and I don't want to as it upsets me

Not everyone wants to remember  nasty things that people say .I still get upset when I think of the girl in our street who used to call me lard face

I always gave her back her hoola hoop back  once I had finished playing with it .I don't know why to this day why she was so nasty .she was too young to be on the change so it can't of been that

I ordered fish and chips from the new chip shop last night for my tea
The man behind the counter said cod ?I said yes that's the way I always pay .but if your short of change I can pay you now before their cooked

He said no you must have  misunderstood me when I said cod .I said yes I did misunderstand you  I thought you said god .I nearly said no im do wah diddy .it must be your Chinese accent

I haven't had fish and chips for about 5 months....I keep meaning to.

He said I'm not Chinese I was born in england
I said you can't Kidd me your not English or Pakistani with them eyes
He said he was born and bred in Birmingham and had lived there all his life .I said well your mother and father must of been Chinese to look like that
I said does your mother and father use chopsticks to eat their meals .He said he didn't know they don't like him staring at them when they eat

The leperd yes now I remember .he even said the artist on you tube couldn't sing for toffee .he upset her as well as a lot more people

People used to go on that you tube video .to see that singer sing .they got confused when that poster was talking about the Betfair forum .they were more confused than laurel and hardy when they got lost in that maze in that film where they went to university

No wonder people asked what the comments were all about .There was no  need to treat them like people treat them on chit chat

I don't think the artist (Musician) reads the comments.....I know someone tried to pretend they were the Musician but he/she was a faker.

Morning do wah. Some classics on this thread as usual. Keep hearing about this you tube business. What's going on here. Is there a forum on there or summat? And yes, I very rarely use you tube.

Best to keep off it as it just gives uncensored trolls a voice.

Nothing much there anyway.

I've no intention of going on there leopard. Was just curious as to what is going on there. Is it a forum  as such?

One woman was crying because her husband had died and she wanted to remember their fav song he used to sing to her .
There was no need to tell her to forget him and go and buy as much chocolate as she wanted to eat and watch only fools and horses on tv instead
She said she couldn't the TV was broke and she was on a diet for her new boyfriend that she had just met in Yates wine lodge

H g s your not missing anything when I got banned I wanted to get a message to chit chat so I saw someone's post about how good a certain song was .so I went on that video thread and there was a poster who hated all on Betfair chit chat .and he made it his residence .like Hitler made that bunker his residence .he planed how he was going to rid the forum of all chit chatters who needed exterminating .He had been banned and was like captain neemo of the naughtalus he held a grudge and wanted everyone to suffer

He was like a madman from a Steven king novel .
I've only ever read one Steven king novel but I got tired of having to turn every page over once I had read it

Ok cheers. Won't be visiting.

I think there are quite a lot of male gamblers who never grow up....mentally that is

We grow up physically, we have to be 18 to get a bet on

It is ok to not up grow up mentally...as long as nobody is dependant on us for support...ir wife and kids

Otherwise thy must always come first

I never had a wife and kids...perhaps I missed out.

So I can stay young mentally, not physically unfortunately, I am not Dorian Gray, a pity, oh well

The Leopard
Best to keep off it as it just gives uncensored trolls a voice.
Nothing much there anyway.

Why do continually come onto threads and post unrelated matters?
This thread is back to the good old days so stop pollutibf it Spotty.