Who learns a new born fish how to swim

It's questions like this that make people like me and Darwin different  from the rest

Most people take  most things for granted but when I bought a flask I wanted to know how it knew how to keep hot things hot and cold things cold .
It's only by gaining knowledge that you get educated

Ps it's not a good idea to mix hot tea with cold co co cola in one flask

There must be loads that drown .

You should have paid more attention in your biology class at school do wah, rather than ask on here

Most of us are concerned about the fate of our bets...I have backed Wolves for a draw, they are 1 down

Whales can drown...they have to come up to breath

Years ago  every one  said  the earth was flat .but it didn't mean that  it was  .even the school teachers thought it was at one time .it wasn't until a man  like me and Darwin kept an open mind and  found out that it was not flat .and then he had a hard time trying to make others believe it .He nearly gave up trying to convince other people because he was scared of them locking him up and throwing away the key .

Alot of people don't realise that the man who said the world was not flat .had a lot to put up with .not only did they try to make him look a fool and ridecule him and his family  .but they threatened to throw him off the end of it .

He could have discovered alot more but what he and his family had to put up with was too much .and his wife made him promise to pay more attention to his garden and stop looking for new discoveries or there would be no more sex

The news that the earth may not be flat was devastating for pancake salesman all across the globe
A flat globe, of course.

There was still many non believers years after he had stated the facts and truth
I know how it feels when you  state the  facts and truth and  lots of people still  don't believe you . It's just like when they said I wasn't the real do wah diddy
There's lots of pig headed people about who just want to believe what they want to believe

That man who discovered the earth was not flat .has not even got a statute or plaque on the house where he lived to commemorate his discovery as his wife tried to play it down
That's why alot of people don't know his name

There's nothing worse than discovering something important and know one knows it's you who discovered it

The man who discovered the Isle of Man would have told you that if he was still alive

That lady who invented penicillin would be upset if her name was forgotten .it's a pity I can't remember it

You have to be very careful when you invent things though, the establishment can all too easily make you dissapear.
Remember the man who invented ever lasting lightbulbs ?

No ?

Exactly.

I remember yurri Gagarin the first man in space wanted to have a star named after himself so he wouldn't be forgotten.but he told them to forget about it when he learned it was millions of miles away from earth .
He said most  people will not find it on a galaxy map never mind see it .it's that far away

Angoose  I was once carrying a big box across the road when some one asked me if I wanted a lift with the heavy box .
I said no it's not heavy theres light bulbs in there

Yurri got killed testing out a plane . They didn't say you've risked your life being the first man in space .
They said you've still got to go to work when you come back .

george foreman the inventor of The George foreman grill got more publicity and praise
Than the man who discovered the world was not flat

Who ever you are who discovered the earth was not flat .I think about you alot and what abuse you had to put up with .when the public found out about your findings
I know I don't know your name .that's just because I'm lazy looking it up it's nothing to do with your great discovery

Ps I can't be bothered sending people a Christmas card anymore .so don't think I've forgot about you .I know their names I just can't be bothered

Could be that the earth used to be flat, then the big man picked it up and rolled it in to a ball in the palm of his hands.
So we all need to be careful or he could get his big rolling pin out and make it all flat again.

Who teaches new-born birds to fly?

There must be loads that crash down to earth.

Uble

I've just discovered wolves  lost but i wasnt the first one to discover it

Onlooker birds arnt born in the sky .there born in a nest and their parents show it how to flap its wings .and tell it how to turn right and left

The earth is not flat,you wanna see the hill outside my house

Birds are smarter than airline pilots, they don't have to qualify to get their wings before they can fly.
They just jump up, and off they go like Superman.

WHO LEARNS A NEW BORN FISH HOW TO SWIM ?   

that's easy . They go to a school

Anyway Mr Diddy what you don't seem to realise is that lately there's loads of people who once again think the earth is flat. They are convinced by certain people on you tube and that who make quite dubious but convincing arguments in favour of the flat earth theory.

One of the arguments is the UN logo. It depicts a flat earth. Round but flat, not a square earth like you would think, but the water is kept in by antartica, which is a big ice wall all around the edge, so it won't drain off the edge at all. And that's why only a select few are ever allowed to go to antartica.

Some people believe the Americans landed on the moon, I ask you.

I think some people will believe anything.

Not many people know that Fred Dibnah turned down the contract to demolish the twin towers either.

He said it was too far to go in his traction engine.

I've worked it out by using my brain after my afternoon nap .their parents or other friendly fish show them how to swim .they don't drown because they can breathe underwater .they don't have to swim straight away  .it just shows you .or it shows me that a tired brain is not always as good as a brain that's had a sleep

Ps I was thinking they would drown because they can't swim when I was tired .but I didn't take into consideration that they don't need to be able to swim they just need to breathe under water to stop  them selves from drowning

It just shows you there must be other people with great minds who don't think a question through  properly besides me

Not one person came out with the answer on this forum .the clever formites might be on the racing forum or tennis forum or football forum or having a sleep like me

Who teaches them to breathe

It's a good job the youth of today don't come on this forum to  try and find out answers for their homework  .or they would end up as thick as most of us on here (I didn't say as ALL of us on here I said most )there's a difference between most and all but it's not many

Oooh one of those trick questions eh? I always fall for them.

I did think of the answer this time but didn't mention it because I got sidetracked by flat earths. A very cleverly thought out trap indeed.