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23 Aug 19
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Have they all had the snip?
Tales of Prince Andrews leg overs aside, you regularly hear that this rock star or that singer have had 1000s of women, and this has been going back years. I believe Mick Hucknall has had approx 500,000 and he's a ginger.
Now in my experience, and it's maybe because of the unusual strain put on it due to anatomy (
), rubbers have some sort of failure far more than 1 in 1000 goes. Far far more.
And that's if they remember to wear one, off their t1ts on god knows what substance in the back of a tour bus.
So does a groupie who has just been banged and it's went "code split" by a guitarist she loves to hell or a PRINCE - get the mornign after pill or keep it?
Is the world full of illegitimate children of the world's greatest shaggers? Unless vasectomy is involved .. surely the odds are going that way?
Are the men ploughing their furrow through the worlds loose women all on some Male pill experiment?
The mind boggles.
Tales of Prince Andrews leg overs aside, you regularly hear that this rock star or that singer have had 1000s of women, and this has been going back years. I believe Mick Hucknall has had approx 500,000 and he's a ginger.
Now in my experience, and it's maybe because of the unusual strain put on it due to anatomy (
), rubbers have some sort of failure far more than 1 in 1000 goes. Far far more.And that's if they remember to wear one, off their t1ts on god knows what substance in the back of a tour bus.
So does a groupie who has just been banged and it's went "code split" by a guitarist she loves to hell or a PRINCE - get the mornign after pill or keep it?
Is the world full of illegitimate children of the world's greatest shaggers? Unless vasectomy is involved .. surely the odds are going that way?
Are the men ploughing their furrow through the worlds loose women all on some Male pill experiment?
The mind boggles.
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I suppose they could all be doing it a "different" way, but famous partying rock stars write songs like "love in an elevator" not "love in the down .."
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who puts thoughts into your brain.?
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Just read a newspaper article saying Prince Andrew has had "1000s of lovers". I hate competition like that, I need to up my game.
Same as if Nish actually tells a joke for once in his life rather than ranting to the already converted about how bad "Brexit/Trump/Boris" is, I might need to tell better jokes. As if THAT is humanely possible   |
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Nish has done 4,325 wimmin
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Just received today's update off Nish, 4,328.
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4,327 WOMEN. Last night, I lied and let him travel on mein Aufzug.
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Well he had a good nish nosh anyhow.
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Nish on now
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Nish strugglin up the great mountain of Arthur' Seat. He wants working on! |
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At least he gets enough exercise from the shagging.
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"Nish on Now" I don't even have the TV on but it's a day of the week and the BBC are broadcasting.
I read the unfunny t1t now has a bigger venue at the festival entirely off the back of the BBC giving him his new found fame, and apparently his show is just one big long sanctimonious left wing rant about Trump Brexit Boris and May. How surprising is that. His breadth and scope of talent has no beginning. |
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And therein lies his genius, he skilfully avoids the boring routine about his kids that every other comedian weighs down his act with.
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Yes, Trump,Brexit,Tories, it's a comedy goldmine undiscovered by others.
(For american lurkers, the above is SARCASM) |
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When I say Comedy I mean of course "insult someone you don't like and everyone around you laughs as they agree".
The: Last Leg Mash Report HIGNFY The "you don't have to be a comedian, every ****ing show like that" formula. |
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JC; a figure of 500,000 works out at about 40 a day, every day, since his first hit. A new girl every 40 minutes, 24 hours a day, for 34 years; no sleep, no work, no nothing. Even for rock stars, this seems a bit exaggerated.
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It was a joke buy he's had a ridiculous amount, hold on my precious! :) |
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"When I had the fame, it went crazy," he says. "Between 1985-1987, I would sleep with about three women a day, every day. I never said no. This was what I wanted from being a pop star. I was living the dream and my only regret is that I hurt some really good girls."
Extended stuff here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/11220420/The-mad-maths-of-Mick-Hucknalls-love-life.html But we're looking at (as I quote in thread title) like 1000-4000(!) for Mr Humpballs. |
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... and he is one example. I've wondered about this before. The tales of rock starts humping their way round tours of America etc are many.
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How many has Sir Elton done?
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why would you want so many women, imaging the nagging.
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I'd rather settle down with one special woman than constantly jump from one to the next. Having lots of women sounds nice on paper but in reality it must be rather lonely only getting to know people superficially.
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wtf is wrong with this stupid fkwit forum ?
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not working
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Apparently Brian Sewell in his recent issued bio
Claimed he was ravenous How can a art critic bee so ****? |
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Q U E E R
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Why ask me? Just plenty of lube.
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willieshafter..all male though
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Regarding the pregnancy/paternity issue, I assume
these rock stars don't trust the women to take care of things so instead they take the so-called "morning-after pill for men". Apparently it changes your blood group and DNA signature. |
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Tom Jones has a son in America. He sings and apparently is good at it. Tom denied it was his son until eventually agreeing to do a DNA test, which subsequently proved he was the father. Tom's son busks and spends time in homeless shelters. Tom refuses to have anything to do with his son. It's sickening when he gets lauded on tv and the radio.
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That's not unusual.
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It's the Mormons I feel sorry for.
Imagine having several mothers-in-law  |