NASA claim to be putting a woman on the moon in the next 5 years

lets hope its mrs may

Does it need cleaning?

I believe the astrnoauts lefts bags of human waste on it.

Should come back with some frozen space poo to prove we visited there before.

Also the shake and vac advert remade on the moon would do wonders for their sales.

Shouldn't be hard with that movie set they've got there

Could stick one on it tomorrow

You'd think Sting would finally get his chance but he's not even been mentioned.

Would a vacuum cleaner work in space - it obviously wouldn't. Dyson will be livid. The moon will just have to remain dusty.

Why stop at one?

Because if they put two up and they both find out they are wearing the same space suit the tension will be unbearable .

By the law of averages one of the twelve that have already visited probably identifies as a woman so job done !

My experience of female navigation skills suggests they'll possibly end up on Ganymede . Women and A to Z's , bad combination

Why do women have to do everything men do...?

Still if she has a good brain and a useful role on the mission I suppose it is ok


I was hoping us men would have the moon to ourselves...I wont bother going now

Nailed on that Neil Armstrong built a shed at the edge of the crater well away from the landing module for just such a mission

I've got 5 years to open up a fashion outlet on the Sea of Tranquility

will it be alex scott?

Ffs she might be going through the menopause by then.

How about that - first man on the moon will be a woman.

At least this time around, with improvements in CGI, they'll be able to produce somewhat believable footage.

They will struggle with the Van Allen radiation belt. Hard to find shoes and a bag to match.