According to the one show

Quite a few of us in the LGB crowd have tails even though we wear dresses!!!  So be careful!!!!

I watched the pirates of the carribean last weekend and fancied the mermaid and have the hots for the woman who was just sat on the rock.

I feel I'm developing a fetish . This is how it starts. Next thing you know I'll have to explain the scales found in my underpants and why I have to be chained up whenever I sail near rocks.

As you sail into Amsterdam you will see, on your approach, what the Dutch feel about the subject.  They have always tended to be rather liberal  in these matters!

Mermaid? Do you mean the little mermaid statue? That's in Copenhagen.

now you know why I was never the navigator

I am famous for sailing into poole towards the frome river and hitting a navigation post!!  BANG!!  at 0300 approx ho ho ho

Poole. It's sailing mad. When I visited there were more people out in little yachts there than the fleet on D-Day, it was a chilling sight to behold.

Thank god I wasn't wearing my Wehrmacht uniform!

I wonder if WW2 uniforms attract mermaids, or it's just pirates and 17th century sailors. I need to do some research, and maybe buy an eye-patch.

it's them steam yachts that are the problem racing around!!! ho ho!!