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Do wah Diddy
09 Aug 19 23:44
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Now they want to win X factor.or marry a footballer .or be a TV  star. and have a threesome

I got an apple and orange and a new penny piece and a tin of cadburys chocolate fingers and a Rupert the bear annual and a snakes and ladders game for Xmas

Now they want a sex change .or a designer vagina or a bust enlargement and won't wait till Xmas
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Report Do wah Diddy • August 9, 2019 11:48 PM BST
This country wants to go back to teaching basics and morality and manners

Otherwise the kids are all going to end up selfish degenerates like me
Report casemoney • August 9, 2019 11:53 PM BST
The old Wig Beard and frocks mob are Starting young these Days , I think I once got a Batman uniform
Report casemoney • August 9, 2019 11:54 PM BST
Kids And I mean young Kids with Apple I phones Shocked
Report lybertyne • August 9, 2019 11:54 PM BST
I wanted to be a train driver.  Then I saw the dancing JCBs at the East of England Show and decided that a digger driver was the way to go.





Both dreams went unfulfilled.
Report mouse muldoon • August 9, 2019 11:55 PM BST
I wanted to be a slave driver.
Report casemoney • August 9, 2019 11:56 PM BST
Wanted to be a Fireman always had an Obsession with Fire Plain
Report lybertyne • August 9, 2019 11:58 PM BST

Aug 9, 2019 -- 11:53PM, casemoney wrote:


The old Wig Beard and frocks mob are Starting young these Days , I think I once got a Batman uniform


When I was little, about 5 or 6, I was given the option of an Action Man-type figure or a Barbie-type figure, I think it was from collecting coupons off the back of a Weetabix packet or the like.  I chose Barbie but for a very good reason.  I wanted to take her clothes off.  Which, if anything, is more hetero than playing with an Action Man.

Report Do wah Diddy • August 9, 2019 11:58 PM BST
Oh I forgot they want a credit card as well
Report Do wah Diddy • August 9, 2019 11:58 PM BST
Oh I forgot they want a credit card as well
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:00 AM BST
I can tell by the responses that these posts are from older posters
Report mouse muldoon • August 10, 2019 12:00 AM BST
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Report terry mccann • August 10, 2019 12:01 AM BST
Kids are taught about transsexuals from aged 5, something aint right about that,really not right!!
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:02 AM BST
When I was in infants school I'd go into the toilets with my girly friends and we'd look at each other's 'bits'.
Report casemoney • August 10, 2019 12:06 AM BST
Lot of Priests and Chaps of the Book have the same  interests Lyb .
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:08 AM BST
I was 14 before I order out that babies didnt come from girls belly buttons
I don't know old I would have been if they had thrown gays and lesbians and transexuals into the equation

In fact there was none in my day .and there was no soonarmies in my day
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:09 AM BST
I remember apologising once because my chap was standing up.  'It always does that, I don't know why' I said.  I must have been about 5.
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:10 AM BST
14 before I found out
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:11 AM BST
I suppose one day I'll be apologising when it doesn't stand up.
Report terry mccann • August 10, 2019 12:11 AM BST
About 10 surely Ly?
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:14 AM BST
The only people who were gay in my day were had lots of money or power .you didnt find them on council estates

Even them on the dole to day think it's their right to be gay or lesbian and some believe it's their right to be both if they want to
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:16 AM BST
I once had lots of money .I just wanted bigger bets and more time off work to enjoy myself .I never wanted to be a gay to fit in
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:18 AM BST
I suppose I must have been about 9 or 10 when I first 'found out' about gay people.  Although I'm sure I must have used the insult 'Don't be gay' before then, but without knowing anything about it.  I remember wondering why gay people had to be together.  'If a man likes willies then why doesn't he just look at himself?'.
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:23 AM BST
When I was about 7 I used to get a book once a week or fortnight called The Human Body.  Each edition would explain something about the body and there would be some plastic model that came with it.  As time went on you built a model of the body with all the organs in it.  Then the Reproduction issue arrived.  I still remember the words verbatim: To make a baby, the man puts his penis inside the woman's vagina.  My. Mind. Was. Blown.  I asked my parents if that meant a man had put his willy in my teacher's vagina.  They said yes and the next day at school I could not stop staring at her.  Not in a sexual way; just pure disbelief that a man had put his willy in her.
Report lfc1971 • August 10, 2019 12:25 AM BST
A girl in school wanted me to be her boyfriend and I ran away , we were about 7 or 8
she sent out a search party for me and I hid .
her name was Judith
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:27 AM BST
....and that was the closest lfc ever got to the opposite sex !

Laugh
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:27 AM BST
Yes sometimes it's best no to be educated about rude things .

I was happy enough with my train spotting and watching football .
I only wanted sex because I thought I was missing something .if everybody else was getting it unwanted some
I was much happier when I didn't know what a bloooow  job was .because when I did find out I got very upset when no one would give me one .and I found it very upsetting begging for one .It gave me an inferiour complex .

YES THERES LOTS OF THINGS THAT I PERSONALLY WOULD RATHER NOT KNOW
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:28 AM BST
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/How-My-Body-Works-49-Books-Collection-ID-5416/233288914105?ha****m36511a54b9:g:ZDYAAOSwm79dLcA2


That's the one.
Report lfc1971 • August 10, 2019 12:29 AM BST
I met her many years later in hospital , she was a nurse
she remembered
Report lfc1971 • August 10, 2019 12:30 AM BST
ok leopard :)
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 12:30 AM BST
I was very sexual as a child without knowing what sex was.  I just knew I liked being naked with girls.
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:31 AM BST
Wink
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:32 AM BST

Aug 10, 2019 -- 12:30AM, lybertyne wrote:


I was very sexual as a child without knowing what sex was.

Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:34 AM BST
^  7 y olds ?
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:39 AM BST
I only did it because people expected you to do it .
I shouldn't have been put under so much pressure to do it
I was quite happy with my midget gems and sports mixtures and a hard liquorice stick to dip into my rainbow crystal .
I still feel as though people are looking at me when I dip my liquorice stick into my rainbow crystal on public transport.i should be able to enjoy it without trying trying to hide it
Report casemoney • August 10, 2019 12:39 AM BST
I loved a Girl Called EVA in my infants school I think she Loved me , Then I went to the boys school at 7 ,I never seen Eva again Sad I used to Call her EVER  Laugh Sadly it did not last 4ever Sad
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:40 AM BST
That's it good night
Report casemoney • August 10, 2019 12:41 AM BST
"I was quite happy with my midget gems" They are still going in Aldi  Dwd , 29 p a bag ,a regular purchase Laugh
Report casemoney • August 10, 2019 12:42 AM BST
This has the Promise of Being Thread of the Year Laugh

No doubt some fooker will Hi jack it Sad
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:44 AM BST
PS case money time will heal your heartbreak .you won't heal completely but believe me time will ease the suffering and if it doesn't you will die .so life will get better
Report casemoney • August 10, 2019 12:44 AM BST
When I say I think she loved me , We spent half the Day Smiling at each Other Laugh
Report Just Checking • August 10, 2019 12:48 AM BST
Interesting question:
How many people here actually did the career they originally wanted as a kid. I didn't.
My careers advisor at school decided I should do something so boring that if I'd done it I'd have jumped in front of the above train driver by now ...
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:48 AM BST
Sure it wasn't a mirror ?
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:48 AM BST
^ case ?
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:49 AM BST
Pps i only eat Lyons midget gems and Lyons sports mixture .the rest are fake and don't suit my taste.i once bought some midget gems that were in a Lyons jar, I TOOK THEM BACK AND DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK .I TOLD THE ASIAN SHOPKEEPER YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN ENGLAND AND HE KNEW I KNEW. AND GAVE ME MY MONEY BACK

IVE GOT TO GO TO BED NOW .IM GETTING UPSET NOW IVE GOT NO TOFFEES. TO CHEW
ON
GOOD NIGHT
Report Do wah Diddy • August 10, 2019 12:49 AM BST
Pps i only eat Lyons midget gems and Lyons sports mixture .the rest are fake and don't suit my taste.i once bought some midget gems that were in a Lyons jar, I TOOK THEM BACK AND DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK .I TOLD THE ASIAN SHOPKEEPER YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN ENGLAND AND HE KNEW I KNEW. AND GAVE ME MY MONEY BACK

IVE GOT TO GO TO BED NOW .IM GETTING UPSET NOW IVE GOT NO TOFFEES. TO CHEW
ON
GOOD NIGHT
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:50 AM BST
Good night ....clean your tooth !
Report The Leopard • August 10, 2019 12:50 AM BST
Laugh
Report lybertyne • August 10, 2019 1:55 AM BST

Aug 10, 2019 -- 12:34AM, The Leopard wrote:


^

Report UBLE/REGY • August 10, 2019 4:15 PM BST
The problem today we have too much sex thrust into our faces....particularly women's sex

We have no need to emphasise sex most people have the instinct for it

Our society was better when it concentrated more on other things.
Report UBLE/REGY • August 10, 2019 4:16 PM BST
like train spottingBlush
Report Makybe_Diva • August 10, 2019 4:22 PM BST
Do Wah, your caps lock is back on Grin
Report UBLE/REGY • August 10, 2019 4:29 PM BST
I was offered a threesome once...by somebody I was going out with at the time

But when I saw the female she had in mind....I changed my mind...fat was the word....I thought you need to do better than that

We never had one...she moved on soon afterwards
Report Coachbuster • August 10, 2019 5:17 PM BST
i wanted to be a train driver do wah , but i went off the rails
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