Neighbour topless sunbathing(female)

Just leave it at ogling and you should be OK.

As long as you like from a strategic position,otherwise fleeting studies none too frequent or bear the brunt.

did i mean bare..........

Take her out a ice-cream with a flake

Hard to make any sort of call without pictures.
Taking them is probably illegal, are you any good at watercolours?

And no furtive spaffing either.

Don’t let her see your periscope poking up

can you imagine him out in the garden bushes , and she looks over ! ,  LOL

lfc remembering an embarassing incident ?

If ever a tread needed pictures  :(

How old is she?
Is she lying on her front or her back?

If it is in her own private garden, hidden from general view, probably not a lot imo

If she is on public display, well that is different

If ever a thread needed pictures  :(  lfc1971


true

maybe send over a drone , no ?

can you imagine her looking up , lol

maybe send over a drone , no ? lfc 1971

erm good idea

they’ve even banned the upskirters different gravy so be careful
men aren’t allowed any fun now : (

Age 25-30
Size approx 34 or 36DD or similar

Bedroom window has vertical blinds so ogling quite easy really, always wandering around the garden in her underwear. Has plenty of girlfriends round, not many lads!

Bonny lass

Blimey

Todays highlight was watching suncream being applied

We don’t believe your story , let’s see the pictures : )

It’s not perverse to look at naked women , certainly not

lfc

No pictures taken, she sells a lot of her clothes on ebay and likes to model them(inc underwear)

I would put up a link but some tw@t would send her a message and the game would be up, and I do have a wife!

quite right DG better safe than sorry, make sure the wife doesn't spot you

I’m very dissapointed : (

Just had a check on DG's comp....here we go :
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Haha

Just joshing...mods

...or am I ?

DIFERENT GRAVY 12    26 Jul 19 21:17 
lfc

No pictures taken, she sells a lot of her clothes on ebay and likes to model them(inc underwear)

I would put up a link but some tw@t would send her a message and the game would be up, and I do have a wife!


Who obviously you respect !!!!!

Yes...the wife should be told !

It's only fair !

I've got her email

I have got lovely neighbours either side of me but I've got huge trees in my garden and don't overlook their space. I wouldn't anyway as I'm not a perv.

Climb the tree ?

Nah, that really is not my modus operandi, I'm not a freak T.L.

That photo is absolutely disgusting .

Tattoo on the ankle, hate them.

And maybe signs of a tramp stamp. Do you have more photos from another angle to make sure?

I'm really quite a prudish person!

tattoo's like a best before date

Just go over and tell her to stick a jumper on as its to nippy to be sitting outside topless

Got to be at least 46 degrees for a woman to be going topless

Saw a woman with a pretty face the other day then 0.2 secs later noticed the ****ing awful huge flower scrawled over the shoulder and big stupid tattoos right down forearm onto wrist.

So sad :( She'll look great when she's 50...

Dear Viz,
While out in my garden recently, me and my friends noticed an attractive woman sun bathing face down. Unfortunately, despite watching for several hours, she never turned over to get some sun on her tits. As you might suspect, none of us saw the fanny side.

Boom boom!

.. was what you would have seen if she'd turned over.

The grass wants cutting....looking a bit hairy

70 plus , Top off , Skirt rolled up ,Flange being aired NAP *******

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gin

The Dear Deidre above reminds me of one of my favourite Viz letters.
It went something like
"Dear Viz, I think we should stop daylight savings time. Every time the clocks go back, for the next week I get my morning erection standing at the bus stop until my body clock adjusts, people think I'm a pervert."

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2...

Gin

ebay ads...25 people 'watching' lol.
fair play, I'd be spending a lot of time in the garden too!

She has about 10 things for sale on ebay, all either bathing costumes or underwear.  She has plenty of watchers(pervs) on every item, I think she is an exhibitionist.

Like to make this point
Got to say over the years
Going on my holidays
See less and less of it
Woman going Topless that is

Sunglasses defo not on as much as they where
10 years ago

I agree with you Fattie, I've got a place in Alicante and usually go about 4 or 5 times a year and topless ladies is very much not de rigeure and hasn't been for quite a few years. There is a nudist beach not far from me but that is pretty much all blokes cottaging.

As to be generational thing
Died out

I would put up a link but some tw@t would send her a message and the game would be up, and I do have a wife!


Hmmm... What changed your mind Gravy?.. Not many people in Hornchurch use the phrase "Bonny Lass" tbh...

What I do see which
Is very very wrong
Parents letting there teens
where thongs  ie 15 upwards around the family poor

She is overlooked by 5 or 6 gardens at least so I thought I'd risk it. I am like a sponge, pick up phrases wherever I live!

How long you lived in Hornchurch Gravy?