Hug a Lefty Day

Gearing up for a GE, which Labour will win

Please don't do that, Facts.  It is incredibly hot and now I'm sweating bucketloads after some uncontrollable laughing.

Last week, both lab and Con had unelectable leaders now it's just lab. A good move by the Tories. Unless labour change before an election is called, they will lose half their electorate to the loony Dems.

And a good bit of the other half to Nigel.

Boris as PM and Donald as POTUS.

Please hug your local lefty today. They desperately need your support at this difficult time.

I will when they stop foaming at the mouth, it's rather unhygienic at the moment.

Get one of your servants to hug them, Foinavon. Your biscuit chef or something. That would still count.

A good idea, the stable groom or the Master of the hounds is not afraid of a bit of spittle.

Have just been on the politics forum, Torque, I could do with a cleansing shower now.

Is the requisite delousing free or do I have to pay for it myself?

the lefties will hug you before you delouse, they are a caring lot.

its probably free if you are on benefits mate