I've not slept for over 24 hours and when I do a silly thing like that , I then like to amuse myself by taking the p1ss . No harm meant , well not to Crisp , anyway . When I was in Paris and feeling very tired, I did on 2 occasions enter a shop and ask the Frenchy shopkeepers did they speak english . They both said , Yes ' I then in very broad scouse said something like this " Lad, I'm dead proper starved , any cheap scoff I cud have off yer for like a couple of measly quid , kidda ? I was amused to not surprisingly find that both didn't understand barely a word . They looked at me like I was from The Moon .
By the way , mama marjorie asks me to say hello to you , crispy .