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mouse muldoon • July 7, 2019 6:11 PM BST
I do indeed have renewed strength since I found Allah, peace be on him.
I do indeed have renewed strength since I found Allah, peace be on him.
Although it goes without saying that the onus is on the OP to make it so.
When I was recently returning to London from Paris on the Oui coach , the Pakistani
driver , before we started our return journey , wouldn't put either of his holy hands of Allah down into the bog bowl to simply remove a bog roll that someone had dropped into it .
Instead he locked the coach toilet , I was not the only one on the coach going to
London sitting cross legged for what seemed bl00dy hours before we stopped at Calais .
He supported spurs. A lad from Brixton who supported Arsenal was constantly
giving him some funny jibb . At one point the driver told him , as he drove along , to
shut his Brixton mouth .
It was hilarious and it kept my mind off my desperate need to oui,oui.
driver , before we started our return journey , wouldn't put either of his holy hands of Allah down into the bog bowl to simply remove a bog roll that someone had dropped into it .
Instead he locked the coach toilet , I was not the only one on the coach going to
London sitting cross legged for what seemed bl00dy hours before we stopped at Calais .
He supported spurs. A lad from Brixton who supported Arsenal was constantly
giving him some funny jibb . At one point the driver told him , as he drove along , to
shut his Brixton mouth .
It was hilarious and it kept my mind off my desperate need to oui,oui.
Moronic ramblings . What is the point ? I mean really , what's the point ? 
I have to say I admire the Mouse's ratings - his top-rated are always in with a squeak imo.
mouse muldoon • July 11, 2019 5:16 PM BST
I was rather hoping you guys had reached an impasse, allowing Reyno v mouse to take centre stage.
I'm not particularly interested in occupying any enclosed space with you , yet you clearly have some ambition of making some kind of theatre , although Lord knows what form this shoukd take . Maybe a scaffold ?
The stage , of which you obsess , is all yours ....... exit left when finished (or preferably down through the trapdoor) .
I was rather hoping you guys had reached an impasse, allowing Reyno v mouse to take centre stage.
I'm not particularly interested in occupying any enclosed space with you , yet you clearly have some ambition of making some kind of theatre , although Lord knows what form this shoukd take . Maybe a scaffold ?
The stage , of which you obsess , is all yours ....... exit left when finished (or preferably down through the trapdoor) .
mouse muldoon • July 13, 2019 2:14 PM BST
Be out watching tits on the beach.
Be out watching tits on the beach.
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