The Craig Cannon thread

methinks someone dropped a jam sarnie down the tube

with an honourable mention to Billy Duffy

Was the strongest performer in the Craig Cannon Trio imo

may i suggest a walk to the jobcentre, Banks surely there is need for dishwashers somewhere?

Only 20 of the threads on my front page were started by you.

You should start more - you have so many interesting things to say.

Anyone doing a Craig Gannon thread?

i shall put out a call

i wonder if there is any vacancies fro trolley pushers in Woolverampton?

Some suggestions of how you could spend next Saturday night Bap:

You could pretend to go out for a meal but actually spend the whole night downloading pictures of:

River Banks
Bottle Banks
Food Banks
Gordon Banks
Tyra Banks
Trustee Saving Banks
Sperm Banks
Elizabeth Banks

Robin?

this is Banks current property

My Daddy was a Banks robber.

well this one worked for the GC, so it's pretty similar

Baph - I love that you spent your entire Saturday night trying to work out who I am and that by contrast I couldn't give a flying fig who you are!
It is sufficient for me just to know that you are a thin-skinned, after-timing, delusional that thinks he is the king of a pretendy little kingdom.

The only question I have is this - after spending your whole weekend (wrongly) ascertaining who I am - would you also be so kind as to provide my forename?

This is all your fault btw Mouse!

It was bantering with you that tricked me into revealing my true identity (apparently).

You could be the Arthur to his Napoleon.

have a beer, troll it's in your old seat at the GC

If the boot fits ...

Arthur Wellesley better known as the Duke of Wellington - Napoleon's nemesis. I like that mouse.

In 1835 Wellington wrote:

"Buonaparte’s whole life, civil, political, and military, was a fraud. There was not a transaction, great or small, in which lying and fraud were not introduced…. "

hows the gasket? Beer not helped?

I am all on edge Bap - I want to google myself to find out all about me but I don't know my first name

hey troll, i've just noticed that you've doubled your posts in less than 2 weeks

500 in 19 years followed by 500 in 2 weeks. Banks must have took up some of your time/posts; plus whoever else you post as

Am I Barclay?

Lloyd ?

Poor old Baphornet – lol – after dismantling Sloane Stephens (in yet another Grand Slam event) from a set down,  Jo Konta also comes back from a set down against Petra Kvitova (the two-time former Wimbledon Champion with a higher ranking, higher seeding and far superior all round game to Jo’s relatively one-dimensional  game).

It must have been her mental frailty what saw her through again imo. Imagine what she could achieve if she weren’t a serial bottler Bap!

Baphornet - the Tennis psychologist