With my 12k profit from the leadership election; should i

Why not double it and put the whole lot on Jimmy Rabbitte 5.25 M./R.

Needs some commitment to place that bet

thanks Terry but the gee gees are not my friends; & haven't been for some considerable time

Bap is talented fellow:

Politics punter supremo (he is connected, plus he buys both the Express and the Mail everyday)
Sports Psychologist extraordinaire (can spot mental weakness in players just literally seconds after they lose)
Relayer of the news (just after it happens - sometimes he is only minutes behind the BBC - and he has access to the red button!)
Ladies fashion Guru (Can tell you what colour top the girl on the tele is wearing almost immediately after he sees it)
Private Detective - he was instrumental in uncovering the identity of the secretive Graffiti artist Banksy

I guess the GG"S have very few friends

Bap - if you are going on a fictional cruise with your fictional winnings - I would highly recommend the Persian Gulf at the moment.

Also can you let me know who is going to win the 1979 election?

Baps,turned out the perfect result on the perils of horse racing--beaten a short head

No need to be Mr Pitiful

you see Terry; my luck is that bad with the gee gees i even stiffened that one

not Banksy, troll, just plain & simple (appropriately) BANKS ex Gambling Commission & all round general numpty; as you prove every single day on here. Is that what you opened up when they got rid of you?

you tried to get rid of me in February, cat. Your stalking & wild assumptions didn't work then (i've kept all of your comments) & they won't work now. You did however take a much needed sabbatical for a few months soon after your devious little plan didn't work, although you did manage to get some others removed (bravo to you Braveheart) May i suggest you don't make yourself needy again by trying to remove me. Just have a look at what's happened to my troll in the last couple of weeks

Nurse!!!

Man overboard !!!!!!!!!!!!

When you have recovered from your nervous breakdown and calmed down I will tell you exactly who I am and why I took a dislike to you.

Although I think I have outlined this a couple of times already. I have also alluded to ignoring your nonsense from now on (based on a feeling that I had now humiliated you enough) but you don't seem to be able to take a hint - you just keep on coming back for more with the names and the insults.

It's your funeral - possibly literally if the posts above are anything to go by. I think you need to take a step back for your mental well-being.

Kind regards
Robin Gunningham.

Poast a sketch

stick it on india to beat NZ in the semis of the cricket world cup, free wonger

^two in one^

I only work at night Mouse - daytimes is too risky!

Daytimes I am a big cheese at the JC, GC, RAC, PTO, JCB and SWALK.

Hope you get the IMF job as well.

can we trust India, GK?

Relayer of the news (just after it happens

Does anyone on here know anybody who is capable of relaying the news before it happens?

Stiff competition for the IMF job mouse - from the Canadian boy who cried wolf and Gideon but if they will let me work from home in Woolferhampton I might apply.

You tell me - I am genuinely worried for your mental health.

Your 19:21 post is one for the men in white coats imo.

Mr Bula; do nae bother. He's completely lost the plot & now just spouts irrational babble. Losing your job & living in Woolverampton will do that

Based on your 19:21 post I think I have broken you already - but now that I have I feel quite sorry for you.

Cruel really - but you were so very unnecessarily very rude to me and I don't like rude people.

Baphornet    07 Jul 19 19:57 
Mr Bula; do nae bother.

This translates as:

Leave it wee Akabilkie - the last time you tried to help me out you made me look like an even bigger plum - I am perfectly capable of doing that on my own.

P.S. are you still ok for horn practice on wednesday evening (Aileen will be on her HGV course )

i think we're going to need a large bag

India to face England in the cricket final is the way forward.

Jul 7, 2019 -- 7:50PM, Baphornet wrote:

can we trust India, GK?

we can

Free munny.

2 quick wickets i presume Mr 100/1? I've not got Sky anymore so just watching the betting

Your green crayon will end up a lot shorter than the other colours!

Can't you download something more interesting - like a Banksy?

Ooh - a very badly drawn picture of a Striped Hawk Moth.

The Elephant and The Death's Head are my favourite Hawk moths but the Striped is nice too.

you're one sick deranged pup. You need help

Because I am a keen amateur entermologist?

haven't you got an appointment with your Job Advisor/Mental Health Advisor,  Banks?

You can add moths to the list of things I know more about that you, so that would be:

Moths, Horse-racing, Filthy each-way betting, Football, Ladies Football, Tennis (especially the mentally frail lady players), Snooker and of course Mayoring in Woolferhampton!

Your list appears to just consist of being able to spot what the lady newsreaders are wearing....
Oh and you tipped Boris (at 1.16) while of course I was foolishly busy dutching the fella with the yellow wig (Mickey Lubricant) and that nice fella that tried to prevent the upskirting bill (Christopher the Chopper). I just couldn't see Boris beating them two or all the other stiff competition!

you could always join the other loons on utoob? Maybe they have some work?

I haven't worked (in the sense you mean) since 2001 - so you can imagine how shocked I was when the Gambling Commission sent me my P45
It's lucky I was still having my post redirected from Woolferhampton.

Besides my part time graffiti hobby is very well paid.

Yes, there were two quick wickets, Baph. I had to go out and now see that we have rain in Manchester.
In all the time I've been here, only one poster ever called me Mr 100/1. Not sure if I remember who he was.

thought you'd notice

no likey rain affected matches. I am glad i did not take GKs advice now

Good to hear from you.

Lucky for you that the market where you won your pretendy £12k still hasn't been settled

You can still trust India to wrap this up, not sure about England though. Aussies might be too good for them.

i hope you're keeping well Mr 100/1; I keep swatting flies since i joined. There must be a sewer near BF Towers these days

i've backed the Aussies. I may start a topic

They can't accuse you of after timing that one should they win.

oh they will. I told everyone & his auntie that Bozo would win the Tory leadership election when the field was at it's most; that hasn't stopped the troll. I also told all that the lower Twunt went the more i would lay it. Makes no difference Mr 100/1. I still get accused of after timing the news

Bap - The lowest Hunt has been is about 5.00 (and that was after it went down to just the 2 runners) - so at very best that is the equivalent of you backing your BJ man at 1.25 - and you want a medal for picking a 1/4 winner in a 2 horse race?

♬give me hope Johanna, hope Johanna♬

FYI - "when the field was at it's most"

In a contest to be decided by some blue rinsed geriatrics, there was Boris, Hunt, Hawtrey Gove, a muslim, a black fella, the old woman what lied on her CV, Thick Lizzie, Walter the Softie, and a couple of dozen at 10000/1 shots. Well picked! Where did you find that one?

is this you at the back, Banks? Someone sent me this. I think his name was Paul - You know ex JC?

Whoever is the real Banks on here (if there even is one) must be laughing very hard that he affected you so deeply Bap?

nice shirt btw, i think your troos could do with an iron though

still no play at the cricket. Dodgy times ahead

Can you clarify? Have you had your pretendy £12k (that you won on a market that hasn't actually been settled yet! ) on the cricket but not bothered to check the weather forecast? If so which game?

If the question is too hard - just wait till after the game.

dodgy times indeed; hope not too much damage was done chaps

No harm done - all damage limited to pretendy money - and the 0% record for PRE-event predictions is still intact.

Top bombing!

i just had a rather nice tickle on Sir Jock at 1.43 in the 1st set. The bank is building my friends

What time does he play?

Ah no - I see it's just finished

You did very very well to get the absolute top price that he was ever matched at

Bap - I know we haven't always seen eye to eye - but could you do me a favour?

i wonder if Betfair will open a market on how many replies i will receive per day from Banks the troll?
it could be extremely profitable

I wouldn't normally ask but I think you are the only person I know capable of doing this.

I want you (for the good of the country) to start a thread to the effect of "Boris is free money - get on now".

I know he is 1.06 but I think with your pre-event record - you can still stop the Boris train! 

It won't cost us a penny - I am all green and for some reason BF have already settled your trades - so do it for humanity old pal.

i feel another topic coming on

you will get repetitive strain injury by the time i'm finished, Banks

My wrist will never be as sore as yours imo.

You are the Master Debater!

you bragging about winning 12k, you must me on the living wage  £10 per 24 hours a day on betfair, 1 million markets 365 days a year

in English?

I think he is saying - you need to get out more (maybe wait till the nurses aren't looking)

Are you on Roger at 1.46? (That's the top price matched so far), Or do you wanna wait and make sure he wins before claiming it?

meep meep

Acme PC shut down?

snipe - retire

What I loved about the Konta thread Bap - you weren't even brave enough to post when she was a set down and losing 5:1 in the second set to crazy Barbora   - but you posted less than one second after it was definitely finished. So brave

I told you that your girl Bella (although she's actually my girl Bella by the way) was in trouble (about to lose her bottle and her temper) when she was trading at 1.16.

look forward to hearing more bragging threads fromyou, MR Living Wage

okey dokey, but you won't be able to hear much my dear chap  Keep an eye out for Wil e now. Meep meep!

desert schooling aint what it used to be

dont think 12k is going to cover the cost of the cruise and the hiring of an additional tugboat for your wife

hey speedy, there's a 6k topic a bit further down, have a listen to that one as well

Yeah - you don't look so big a **** on the £6k thread - because you have had most of it deleted.

meep meep

kool and the gang = get down on it

you seem to have gone off piste Mr RR,  watch out for flying boulders down there

12k might get a cheap narrowboat with which one might cruise the black country in perpetuity. Just watch out for the banks.

ffs Mouse - stop encouraging him!

You started all this you know with some throwaway comment about Peaky Blinders and I replied with a throwaway comment about being able to leave your doors open in Wooolferhampton while you went out and done your chimney sweeping round because the indiginous criminals back in the day were more honest than the immigrant criminals of today!

So a bit of banter with you and old DCI Clouseau Baph here thinks I am DCI banks!

You have a lot to answer for - he spent all night Saturday downloading Banksy's ffs

Don't worry, I have no intention of revealing your true identity, Noddy.

That's a very fine top hat btw.

Noddy text me Mouse - he says "**** on feel the Noize" and he signed off with "Merry Xmas Everybody"

^ ffs - the Mods have deleted a word without Akabilkie or Baph even having to grass me up now!

Jul 7, 2019 -- 7:47PM, GRANTCKING wrote:

stick it on india to beat NZ in the semis of the cricket world cup, free wonger

monumental jinx

the above were my last words to you;  one should never feed a troll; & in future i won't. So you carry on with your trolling ol' son, it will be falling on deaf ears. However, any more lies you shriek about me will be dealt with

I've just read every post in this thread from start to fin and I'd like
to Thank all those who commented on it , especially of course the two main contributors , Baphornet and The Management for a very amusing tete e tete .

Keep at it boys , keep at it .