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Baphornet
07 Jul 19 12:23
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spoil my good lady, take in a cruise, stick it on Trump for his re-election, or stock up on beans, toilet-rolls etc set for the impending doom about to befall this country, come November? Spending it in Paris, will not be an option
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Report terry mccann July 7, 2019 2:15 PM BST
Why not double it and put the whole lot on Jimmy Rabbitte 5.25 M./R.Cool
Report Crisp77 July 7, 2019 2:28 PM BST
Needs some commitment to place that bet
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 3:05 PM BST
thanks Terry but the gee gees are not my friends; & haven't been for some considerable time
Report The Management July 7, 2019 3:17 PM BST
Bap is talented fellow:

Politics punter supremo (he is connected, plus he buys both the Express and the Mail everyday)
Sports Psychologist extraordinaire (can spot mental weakness in players just literally seconds after they lose)
Relayer of the news (just after it happens - sometimes he is only minutes behind the BBC - and he has access to the red button!)
Ladies fashion Guru (Can tell you what colour top the girl on the tele is wearing almost immediately after he sees it)
Private Detective - he was instrumental in uncovering the identity of the secretive Graffiti artist Banksy
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 3:18 PM BST
Report terry mccann July 7, 2019 3:35 PM BST
I guess the GG"S have very few friends
Report The Management July 7, 2019 3:57 PM BST
Bap - if you are going on a fictional cruise with your fictional winnings - I would highly recommend the Persian Gulf at the moment.

Also can you let me know who is going to win the 1979 election?
Report terry mccann July 7, 2019 6:16 PM BST
Baps,turned out the perfect result on the perils of horse racing--beaten a short headShocked
Report Crisp77 July 7, 2019 6:20 PM BST
No need to be Mr Pitiful
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 6:53 PM BST
you see Terry; my luck is that bad with the gee gees i even stiffened that one
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 6:58 PM BST
not Banksy, troll, just plain & simple (appropriately) BANKS ex Gambling Commission & all round general numpty; as you prove every single day on here. Is that what you opened up when they got rid of you?

Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:21 PM BST
you tried to get rid of me in February, cat. Your stalking & wild assumptions didn't work then (i've kept all of your comments) & they won't work now. You did however take a much needed sabbatical for a few months soon after your devious little plan didn't work, although you did manage to get some others removed (bravo to you Braveheart) May i suggest you don't make yourself needy again by trying to remove me. Just have a look at what's happened to my troll in the last couple of weeksLaugh
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:28 PM BST
Nurse!!!

Man overboard !!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:29 PM BST
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:38 PM BST
When you have recovered from your nervous breakdown and calmed down I will tell you exactly who I am and why I took a dislike to you.

Although I think I have outlined this a couple of times already. I have also alluded to ignoring your nonsense from now on (based on a feeling that I had now humiliated you enough) but you don't seem to be able to take a hint - you just keep on coming back for more with the names and the insults.

It's your funeral - possibly literally if the posts above are anything to go by. I think you need to take a step back for your mental well-being.

Kind regards
Robin Gunningham.
Report mouse muldoon July 7, 2019 7:45 PM BST
Poast a sketch
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:47 PM BST
Report GRANTCKING July 7, 2019 7:47 PM BST
stick it on india to beat NZ in the semis of the cricket world cup, free wonger
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:47 PM BST
^two in one^
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:48 PM BST
I only work at night Mouse - daytimes is too risky!
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:49 PM BST
Daytimes I am a big cheese at the JC, GC, RAC, PTO, JCB and SWALK.
Report mouse muldoon July 7, 2019 7:50 PM BST
Hope you get the IMF job as well.
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:50 PM BST
can we trust India, GK?
Report akabula July 7, 2019 7:51 PM BST
Relayer of the news (just after it happens

Does anyone on here know anybody who is capable of relaying the news before it happens?
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:53 PM BST
Stiff competition for the IMF job mouse - from the Canadian boy who cried wolf and Gideon but if they will let me work from home in Woolferhampton I might apply.
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:55 PM BST
You tell me - I am genuinely worried for your mental health.
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:56 PM BST
Your 19:21 post is one for the men in white coats imo.
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 7:57 PM BST
Mr Bula; do nae bother. He's completely lost the plot & now just spouts irrational babble. Losing your job & living in Woolverampton will do that
Report The Management July 7, 2019 7:59 PM BST
Based on your 19:21 post I think I have broken you already - but now that I have I feel quite sorry for you.

Cruel really - but you were so very unnecessarily very rude to me and I don't like rude people.
Report The Management July 7, 2019 8:03 PM BST
Baphornet    07 Jul 19 19:57 
Mr Bula; do nae bother.


This translates as:

Leave it wee Akabilkie - the last time you tried to help me out you made me look like an even bigger plum - I am perfectly capable of doing that on my own.

P.S. are you still ok for horn practice on wednesday evening (Aileen will be on her HGV course Wink)
Report Baphornet July 7, 2019 8:09 PM BST
i think we're going to need a large bagLaugh
Report SlippyBlue July 7, 2019 9:00 PM BST
India to face England in the cricket final is the way forward.
Report GRANTCKING July 7, 2019 9:26 PM BST

Jul 7, 2019 -- 7:50PM, Baphornet wrote:


can we trust India, GK?


Grin we can

Report Foinavon July 9, 2019 1:15 PM BST
Free munny. Excited
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 1:19 PM BST
2 quick wickets i presume Mr 100/1? I've not got Sky anymore so just watching the betting
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 1:38 PM BST
Report The Management July 9, 2019 2:01 PM BST
Your green crayon will end up a lot shorter than the other colours!

Can't you download something more interesting - like a Banksy? Whoops
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 2:05 PM BST
Report The Management July 9, 2019 2:13 PM BST
Ooh - a very badly drawn picture of a Striped Hawk Moth.

The Elephant and The Death's Head are my favourite Hawk moths but the Striped is nice too.
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 2:16 PM BST
you're one sick deranged pup. You need help
Report The Management July 9, 2019 2:21 PM BST
Because I am a keen amateur entermologist?
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 2:23 PM BST
haven't you got an appointment with your Job Advisor/Mental Health Advisor,  Banks?
Report The Management July 9, 2019 2:34 PM BST
You can add moths to the list of things I know more about that you, so that would be:

Moths, Horse-racing, Filthy each-way betting, Football, Ladies Football, Tennis (especially the mentally frail lady players), Snooker and of course Mayoring in Woolferhampton! Laugh

Your list appears to just consist of being able to spot what the lady newsreaders are wearing.... Cry
Oh and you tipped Boris (at 1.16) while of course I was foolishly busy dutching the fella with the yellow wig (Mickey Lubricant) and that nice fella that tried to prevent the upskirting bill (Christopher the Chopper). I just couldn't see Boris beating them two or all the other stiff competition!
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 2:38 PM BST
you could always join the other loons on utoob? Maybe they have some work?
Report The Management July 9, 2019 2:45 PM BST
I haven't worked (in the sense you mean) since 2001 - so you can imagine how shocked I was when the Gambling Commission sent me my P45 Laugh
It's lucky I was still having my post redirected from Woolferhampton. Cry

Besides my part time graffiti hobby is very well paid. Whoops
Report Foinavon July 9, 2019 4:27 PM BST
Yes, there were two quick wickets, Baph. I had to go out and now see that we have rain in Manchester.
In all the time I've been here, only one poster ever called me Mr 100/1. Not sure if I remember who he was. Cool
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 4:28 PM BST
Laugh thought you'd notice
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 4:30 PM BST
no likey rain affected matches. I am glad i did not take GKs advice now
Report Foinavon July 9, 2019 4:31 PM BST
Good to hear from you.
Report The Management July 9, 2019 4:33 PM BST
Lucky for you that the market where you won your pretendy £12k still hasn't been settled Blush Blush
Report Foinavon July 9, 2019 4:34 PM BST
You can still trust India to wrap this up, not sure about England though. Aussies might be too good for them.
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 4:37 PM BST
i hope you're keeping well Mr 100/1; I keep swatting flies since i joined. There must be a sewer near BF Towers these days
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 4:38 PM BST
i've backed the Aussies. I may start a topicLaugh
Report Foinavon July 9, 2019 5:03 PM BST
They can't accuse you of after timing that one should they win.
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 5:12 PM BST
oh they will. I told everyone & his auntie that Bozo would win the Tory leadership election when the field was at it's most; that hasn't stopped the troll. I also told all that the lower Twunt went the more i would lay it. Makes no difference Mr 100/1. I still get accused of after timing the news LaughLaughLaugh
Report The Management July 9, 2019 5:19 PM BST
Bap - The lowest Hunt has been is about 5.00 (and that was after it went down to just the 2 runners) - so at very best that is the equivalent of you backing your BJ man at 1.25 - and you want a medal for picking a 1/4 winner in a 2 horse race? Laugh
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 5:22 PM BST
♬give me hope Johanna, hope Johanna♬
Report The Management July 9, 2019 5:25 PM BST
FYI - "when the field was at it's most" Laugh

In a contest to be decided by some blue rinsed geriatrics, there was Boris, Hunt, Hawtrey Gove, a muslim, a black fella, the old woman what lied on her CV, Thick Lizzie, Walter the Softie, and a couple of dozen at 10000/1 shots. Well picked! Where did you find that one?
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 5:59 PM BST
is this you at the back, Banks? Someone sent me this. I think his name was Paul - You know ex JC?

Report The Management July 9, 2019 6:03 PM BST
Whoever is the real Banks on here (if there even is one) must be laughing very hard that he affected you so deeply Bap? Cry
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 6:06 PM BST
nice shirt btw, i think your troos could do with an iron though
Report Baphornet July 9, 2019 6:09 PM BST
still no play at the cricket. Dodgy times ahead
Report The Management July 9, 2019 6:46 PM BST
Can you clarify? Have you had your pretendy £12k (that you won on a market that hasn't actually been settled yet! Laugh) on the cricket but not bothered to check the weather forecast? If so which game?

If the question is too hard - just wait till after the game. Cry
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:07 PM BST
dodgy times indeed; hope not too much damage was done chaps
Report The Management July 10, 2019 3:09 PM BST
No harm done - all damage limited to pretendy money - and the 0% record for PRE-event predictions is still intact.

Top bombing! Blush
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:13 PM BST
i just had a rather nice tickle on Sir Jock at 1.43 in the 1st set. The bank is building my friends
Report The Management July 10, 2019 3:17 PM BST
What time does he play?

Ah no - I see it's just finished Laugh

You did very very well to get the absolute top price that he was ever matched at Blush
Report The Management July 10, 2019 3:18 PM BST
Bap - I know we haven't always seen eye to eye - but could you do me a favour?
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:20 PM BST


Laugh
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:22 PM BST
i wonder if Betfair will open a market on how many replies i will receive per day from Banks the troll?
it could be extremely profitable
Report The Management July 10, 2019 3:24 PM BST
I wouldn't normally ask but I think you are the only person I know capable of doing this.

I want you (for the good of the country) to start a thread to the effect of "Boris is free money - get on now".

I know he is 1.06 but I think with your pre-event record - you can still stop the Boris train!  LaughLaugh

It won't cost us a penny - I am all green and for some reason BF have already settled your trades - so do it for humanity old pal.
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:27 PM BST
i feel another topic coming onGrin
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 3:29 PM BST
you will get repetitive strain injury by the time i'm finished, Banks
Report The Management July 10, 2019 3:30 PM BST
My wrist will never be as sore as yours imo.

You are the Master Debater!
Report roadrunner46 July 10, 2019 4:34 PM BST
you bragging about winning 12k, you must me on the living wage  £10 per 24 hours a day on betfair, 1 million markets 365 days a yearLaugh
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 4:51 PM BST
in English?
Report The Management July 10, 2019 4:56 PM BST
I think he is saying - you need to get out more (maybe wait till the nurses aren't looking) Wink

Are you on Roger at 1.46? (That's the top price matched so far), Or do you wanna wait and make sure he wins before claiming it? Blush
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 4:58 PM BST
meep meep
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 4:59 PM BST
Acme PC shut down?
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 4:59 PM BST
snipe - retire
Report The Management July 10, 2019 5:07 PM BST
What I loved about the Konta thread Bap - you weren't even brave enough to post when she was a set down and losing 5:1 in the second set to crazy Barbora Blush  - but you posted less than one second after it was definitely finished. So brave Laugh

I told you that your girl Bella (although she's actually my girl Bella by the way) was in trouble (about to lose her bottle and her temper) when she was trading at 1.16. Laugh
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 5:14 PM BST
Report roadrunner46 July 10, 2019 5:19 PM BST
look forward to hearing more bragging threads fromyou, MR Living WageLaugh
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 5:23 PM BST
okey dokey, but you won't be able to hear much my dear chapLaugh  Keep an eye out for Wil e now. Meep meep!

desert schooling aint what it used to be
Report roadrunner46 July 10, 2019 5:28 PM BST
dont think 12k is going to cover the cost of the cruise and the hiring of an additional tugboat for your wifeWink
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 5:30 PM BST
hey speedy, there's a 6k topic a bit further down, have a listen to that one as wellLaugh
Report The Management July 10, 2019 5:35 PM BST
Yeah - you don't look so big a **** on the £6k thread - because you have had most of it deleted.Sad
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 5:39 PM BST
meep meep
Report roadrunner46 July 10, 2019 5:44 PM BST
kool and the gang = get down on it
Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 5:46 PM BST
you seem to have gone off piste Mr RR,  watch out for flying boulders down there
Report mouse muldoon July 10, 2019 6:13 PM BST
12k might get a cheap narrowboat with which one might cruise the black country in perpetuity. Just watch out for the banks.
Report The Management July 10, 2019 6:19 PM BST
ffs Mouse - stop encouraging him!Wink

You started all this you know with some throwaway comment about Peaky Blinders and I replied with a throwaway comment about being able to leave your doors open in Wooolferhampton while you went out and done your chimney sweeping round because the indiginous criminals back in the day were more honest than the immigrant criminals of today!

So a bit of banter with you and old DCI Clouseau Baph here thinks I am DCI banks! Cry

You have a lot to answer for - he spent all night Saturday downloading Banksy's ffs Laugh
Report mouse muldoon July 10, 2019 6:22 PM BST
Don't worry, I have no intention of revealing your true identity, Noddy.
Report mouse muldoon July 10, 2019 6:23 PM BST
That's a very fine top hat btw.
Report The Management July 10, 2019 6:27 PM BST
Noddy text me Mouse - he says "**** on feel the Noize" and he signed off with "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Report The Management July 10, 2019 6:28 PM BST
^ ffs - the Mods have deleted a word without Akabilkie or Baph even having to grass me up now!
Report GRANTCKING July 10, 2019 8:39 PM BST

Jul 7, 2019 -- 7:47PM, GRANTCKING wrote:


stick it on india to beat NZ in the semis of the cricket world cup, free wonger


Cry monumental jinx

Report Baphornet July 10, 2019 11:15 PM BST
the above were my last words to you;  one should never feed a troll; & in future i won't. So you carry on with your trolling ol' son, it will be falling on deaf ears. However, any more lies you shriek about me will be dealt with
Report Culvin July 10, 2019 11:45 PM BST
I've just read every post in this thread from start to fin and I'd like
to Thank all those who commented on it , especially of course the two main contributors , Baphornet and The Management for a very amusing tete e tete .

Keep at it boys , keep at it .
Report mouse muldoon July 10, 2019 11:46 PM BST
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