Do wah Diddy Appreciation Thread

I hate him.

I agree with Johnny'

Johnny Mustang I love you .you need help like me see your doctor and take some of the wicked posts you've wrote to me with you .I bet he gets you help straight away

And take Mustang Sally with you for company.The doctor will soon see that you've got problems when he realises that you have me .but you still keep coming on threads that apply to me .if the receptionist says you've got to wait two weeks for an appointment tell her it's urgent

Johnny Mustang I love you .you need help like me see your doctor and take some of the wicked posts you've wrote to me with you .I bet he gets you help straight away

And take Mustang Sally with you for company.The doctor will soon see that you've got problems when he realises that you have me .but you still keep coming on threads that apply to me .if the receptionist says you've got to wait two weeks for an appointment tell her it's urgent

Delta you would do one min you want me at your dinner party with the queen .Bobby crush and Tom Jones the next min you agree with Mustang .

Your another one who needs help but good luck and I wish you well

Delta you would do one min you want me at your dinner party with the queen .Bobby crush and Tom Jones the next min you agree with Mustang .

Your another one who needs help but good luck and I wish you well

Love the old Do wah - not so keen on the racist that has hacked his account in recent times.

Come back the old Do wah

I don't think he is the original Do wah Diddy .

Hacked by alun2005 maybe?

I guarantee DWD is the original DWD from thirteen years ago.

Noticing the doubts of a few posters, I asked him a very obscure question of which only the genuine DWD would know the answer. He did. Immediately.

Delta I realise you have mental problems just like myself

I noticed your mental problems  straight away when you personally messaged me .when you asked me for advice on how to treat your acne .I suggested you wash your face thoroughly  with Camay soap four or five times a day

To which you replied it's on my bottom not my face

I'm beginning to think to  myself I'm not the real do wah duddy I keep looking in the mirror every five mins .I've noticed that when I open my mouth in the mirror my tounge doesn't look as long as the real do wah Duddy's tounge used to look

I turned my rectangular mirror round just to make sure I didn't look at the mirror in portrait mode when I was the real do wah diddy

I turned my rectangular mirror round just to make sure I didn't look at the mirror in portrait mode when I was the real do wah diddy

I don't see any similarities between this Do Wah and the old one. Not keen on either to be honest.

Do wah what are your views on bottle caps?

Don't worry Do wah, this isn't the real forum, well if it is it's nothing like the old one.

Do Wah should do one. An utter bore I’m afraid.

Sofee and Do wah sitting in a tree b u m m i n g?
Watch yerself Do wah.

I screamed when I looked in the mirror .it wasn't my face that made me scream it was the mirror that fell off its nail in the wall

I usually wear my toe cap safety slippers but just my luck they are the cobblers

I screamed when I looked in the mirror .it wasn't my face that made me scream it was the mirror that fell off its nail in the wall

I usually wear my toe cap safety slippers but just my luck they are the cobblers

Johnny Mustang not everybody liked the beetles .John Lennon told  me that in habitat

Sofee wants to love you Do.

He was at customer services with Yoko Ono  telling the girl on the desk  that the flat pack  kitchen table he bought the week before was missing a leg

John had to talk to he girl on the desk because he could see that oko made no sense to her

At the time John  said to me he never knew that they had an all day breakfast on offer at
£1- 99p untill that day I said I didn't even know they had a cafe

There is a funny story about Paul McCartney and a missing leg.

I told John I had the the hard day's night long playing record .he said did I enjoy it .I said don't worry I'm not going to ask you for a refund

I said to him I bet them glasses  your wearing cost alot of money.i Said you don't see glasses liked that
He said no they were free with the n h s when I was a Kidd and they don't make them any more

I never mentioned Paul McCartney since I read that John lent him his max bygraves single of tulips from Amsterdam and Paul never returned it .I didn't want to remind him and spoil his day

They treated him just like they treated us in habitat .they told him he couldn't have a refund unless he had the receipt

Caps lock dullard

I told the priest there's some people  who don't like me .He said don't worry just get another pint down you  and get me a double brandy while your at  the bar and a hamlet cigar

When I was drinking he always used to come in our pub with a collection plate on pay day

He never got angry when the locals used to say he only worked one day a week .he had a sense of humour .he said that's one more than most in here

I liked him it was a pity he left  the church and went prospecting for gold in southport

I'm off now before any one asks me if he ever found any gold

PS detraveller I don't know what a bottle cap is .maybe it's a rule that all bottles have to wear one at certain factors

Factories

Do wah , You're A True ChitChat Treasure .
Please don't ever change , in fact I'd
like to see you return to writing all in caps
again ..

I don't understand how anyone cannot
appreciate your very humorous off the wall
observations .

Those observations are never bitter or twisted.

Talking about 'bitter and twisted'.
How are you johnnMusthang?

Peace and Love to MustHang,
Stop being A Humourless
PR1ck , john

Culvin that's one of the nicest posts about me that Ive every read
That's the kind of post that should be put on an appreciation thread
Will you say the eulogy at my funeral

Do wah, please be careful about what you write.  I agree with what you say, but unfortunately on here you will get reported again and banned and I, and others, do not want that.

Diddy is a MAJOR contributor on here. Long may he prosper.

The next time I am in Greater Manchester, my ambition is to have a proper sit-down Summit Meeting with the Great Man, preferably over Fish, Chips and Garden Peas, with bread and butter and cup of tea at whichever Morrisons store he prefers.

*Greater Manchestan

better snipers on here than Simo Häyhä. And i bet they are us ugly

Simo Hayha is Finnish imo

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Bap - I only use classic forum (old skool technophobe) - so I can't see your pics.

Are you calling for Akabilk to blow your trumpet?

Alun2005 ,

Annie yes your right

Do Wah is a generally a positive contributor to the forum....I would stay away from the right wing politics as it makes you seem petty and bitter..... as SofiaK said.

Don't go back to Caps Lock as many people won't bother reading it.

Hi, Culvin, how was the trip to Paris (btw, I don't endorse what Crags said about you, was a bit too harsh)

Ah...I see other thread is back !

Yes the leperd Im just scared for my grandchildren .but I will watch what I say in future

DONT WORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK I NEVER USE THEM NOW

I wouldn't worry about the illegal immigration problem, you should try and enjoy life ....let others get wound up about that stuff.

Yes

You going to the sea-side this summer ?

I love hymn!

The leperd not as far as I know .but I might go to the cemetery .I like reading the positive posts people inscribe on the headstones .They always leave nice ones

It makes me feel positive

The leperd not as far as I know .but I might go to the cemetery .I like reading the positive posts people inscribe on the headstones .They always leave nice ones

It makes me feel positive

Thank to everyone who's posted on here .

Infact I'm going to the cemetery on thurs to put some flowers on my mams grave it's four years on Fri since she died .but m not going on. Fri incase I bump into my brother

You and your Bro don't get on then , Do wah ?
His names not Johhny is it , ha ha .

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