Snake that could eat a human on the loose in Cambridge

Reyno says it will only eat the human's what are asking for it.

i though i hadn't heard from Charlie for a while

or da management come to think of it. Maybe they went to Cambridge together? Not university speaking of course

The snake is more reticulate.

Wishful thinking in chaz"s case

I know you miss me Bap but we can't all be living the high life every day - I do wish I could have spent this gloriously sunny summers day with you - researching recipes for beans on toast and copying & pasting from the Mail on Sunday. You sure know how to live.

there must be an alarm attached to this trolls bugle

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Coming to a cinema near you:
Samuel L Jackson in "Snakes On A Punt" .

I was wondering why there were no TV pictures of my selection that was withdrawn at the start, Newmarket yesterday.

Eddie 'The Shoe' has put the beef on

… And Bap is the troll. Incredible.
I think TM is a tad confused.

How nice - wee akabilk has come to support his bugle blowing chum.

Bap texted me a message for you akabullsh1t - he says.....

Thanks for blowing my bugle ak,
And the other stuff to follow,
I love it when you blow my stack,
And I'm oh so glad you swallow.

TM you only show yourself up with childish posts like that.

he's used to doing that. Maybe he likes self-flaggelation?

I'm still not sure why you are here or what purpose you serve (at least Bap lets me know what the newsreaders are wearing).

So make yourself useful while you are here sonny - and ask the great man what round Jo Konta will exit.

Quite likely to starve unless it moves south .

TBF TM is trying very hardtop provoke but …
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They thought they had found it at the university by the maths department, but it turned out to be an adder

always remember the.....
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Mr Bula

Imagine the local cats and dogs trotting around , WTF is this ? too late gone

A 9ft (2.7m) python that escaped from its owner through an open window on Saturday has been recaptured.

Turin was spotted up a tree at about 19:00 BST by one of its owner's neighbours about 160ft (50m) away from its home on Lovell Road in Cambridge.

The snake is not venomous but wraps around its prey and suffocates them......good to know

One way of ensuring the cat don't get stuck up a tree for very long

Don't think that one is big enough to kill a human. Shame that.