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Just Checking
29 Jun 19 17:20
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Where thousands of millenials battle for their lives at Glastonbury, merely wearing M&S rubber wellies to protect them against the fierce deadly radiation as they struggle from the Vegan Juicer stall to the Fair Trade Hummus Wrap outlet, saying how much they love Stormzy despite the fact they actually hate his music and saying so would be the exact opposite of a virtue signal and make them raycist. ... As they desperately to save themself as this ungodly human experiment takes control of their hive minds, and not for the first time! The secret experiment of last year will be revealed.

"ooohh Jereemmmmy" ... .. *coughs blood*
"NO TARQUIN! .. you must fight it!"
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Report Just Checking June 29, 2019 5:21 PM BST
Chernobly Laugh Well it would be a lot less scary if they'd called it that. Putin take note.
Report akabula June 29, 2019 5:47 PM BST
Only a fool would dismiss the safety features of M&S rubber wellies.
Just remember If it wisnae fur yer wellies where wid ye be.
BC is no mug.
Report Just Checking June 29, 2019 6:31 PM BST
I don't currently own a set of wellies, but I own no less than 3 pairs of waterproof trousers BlushBlushBlushBlush.
That would be considered excessive display of wealth in a communist state. I'm like an imelda marcos of rainproof leg coverings.
Report akabula June 29, 2019 6:43 PM BST
I've only the one pair of waterproof trousers but I do have the matching waterproof jacket.
Should be a smug emoticon.
Report Just Checking June 29, 2019 6:47 PM BST
There's a cool one, but it might only apply if the sunglasses match your trousers.
Report akabula June 29, 2019 6:52 PM BST
I wear goggles with my waterproofs JC.
I feel they add to the overall image.
Report akabula June 29, 2019 6:55 PM BST
Topped of with a Sou'Wester of course. Cool
Report akabula June 29, 2019 6:55 PM BST
Topped of with a Sou'Wester of course. Cool
Report Just Checking June 29, 2019 6:58 PM BST
They can get sweaty underneath as they don't breath, so I advise wearing a mankini under them with a lot of anti chaffing cream.
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