Can't find a link to it but there's an article in today's Sun in which a wife complains that her husband is so perfect she has nothing to complain about!
And women wonder why men think they're mental
Can't find a link to it but there's an article in today's Sun in which a wife complains that her husband is so perfect she has nothing to complain about!And women wonder why men think they're mental
"Having better judgement than your female partner" is one that normally infuriates them, although you'll do well to get an admission of it.
After several years of backing the grey ones, Ms M eventually decided it was best to have her tenner on my own selections when we go to the racing. That counts as an admission in my book.
"Having better judgement than your female partner" is one that normally infuriates them, although you'll do well to get an admission of it.After several years of backing the grey ones, Ms M eventually decided it was best to have her tenner on my own
I remember back in the past trying to persuade someone to move in with me, I had good win on the horses, and I said we can a good night
out...She went mad because I gambled.
Anyway she never moved in with me, she said I only wanted to get my leg over and then I would dump her...a bit hard I thought
although possibly not untrue
At least she did not mind you betting mouseI remember back in the past trying to persuade someone to move in with me, I had good win on the horses, and I said we can a good night out...She went mad because I gambled.Anyway she never moved in with me,
Being approached in a bar because your alone should be followed by 'not being approached in a bar despite being alone'
They don't know what they want some of them
Being approached in a bar because your alone should be followed by 'not being approached in a bar despite being alone'They don't know what they want some of them
I had a holiday fling in Spain and when I was blowing my beans I called her Deborah. She said my name is Genevieve and she punched me in the face which I thought was fair enough I suppose.
I had a holiday fling in Spain and when I was blowing my beans I called her Deborah. She said my name is Genevieve and she punched me in the face which I thought was fair enough I suppose.
I was thinking that there is something wrong with me as almost nothing on the above list bothers me in the slightest, then I looked at it again and of course the clue to the silly 'daily annoyances' is the fact that they surveyed MILLENNIALS who are aged between 22 and 37!
I was thinking that there is something wrong with me as almost nothing on the above list bothers me in the slightest, then I looked at it again and of course the clue to the silly 'daily annoyances' is the fact that they surveyed MILLENNIALS who are
Everything upsets women under a certain age. And you'll never know exactly what - you're just left with some serious amount of detective work, which you just have to get on with.
You'll rarely solve the case with any concrete evidence.
Everything upsets women under a certain age. And you'll never know exactly what - you're just left with some serious amount of detective work, which you just have to get on with. You'll rarely solve the case with any concrete evidence.
world cup ..even though soaps are on 52 feckin weeks a year
theyre hard work tbf ...but then so are men to women (probably more so )
men who gamble toilet seat position getting the age wrong world cup ..even though soaps are on 52 feckin weeks a year theyre hard work tbf ...but then so are men to women (probably more so )
Spilling red wine on the sofa has turned out to be a shocking omission.
On the subject of going to the races with women ... In pre-Betfair days, when I used to go racing every day, I kept a record of daily expenses, on the basis that it's no good winning ten grand a year punting, if you're shelling out eleven to go racing. I remember taking a girlfriend to Wincanton one day, and her going ballistic a few days later when she found the cost of travel and entry listed in my diary.
"IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? AN EXPENSE? YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE PITS," etc. etc.
Was she suggesting, then, that I should take her racing with me every single day, because by that logic my expenses for the year would become zero.
I don't know what she started yelling after that, because her voice became so high-pitched I could no longer hear it.
(One top tip: if a woman is yelling a stream of abuse at you until she's red in the face, don't say "Could you say that again, please." That really doesn't help.)
Spilling red wine on the sofa has turned out to be a shocking omission.On the subject of going to the races with women ... In pre-Betfair days, when I used to go racing every day, I kept a record of daily expenses, on the basis that it's no good winn