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you will be next month when you catch up with me!
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Kenny man I'm sick of being old and cutting tomatoes and making my own meals I'm not made for it and cleaning up
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I'm on my own Do Wah, with 5 cats to look after. The chicks have dried uP and I've got COPD.
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If my stack of dirty cups and plates gets any bigger Everest will be a thing of the past and these climbers will be attempting to climb my unsightly mountain in my kitchen
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Put them in a basket in the shower.
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The chicks have dried up . Love it Kenny man at least youve got all your faculties the odd time I step out I don't know what day it is .I'm like a zombie walking about with a head thats full of fuzziness and I can't walk in a straight line I'm sure people think I've been drinking .I was never this bad when I was drunk
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The chicks have dried up . Love it Kenny man at least youve got all your faculties the odd time I step out I don't know what day it is .I'm like a zombie walking about with a head thats full of fuzziness and I can't walk in a straight line I'm sure people think I've been drinking .I was never this bad when I was drunk
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Put what in a basket in the shower me and Kenny man .I don't eat my tomatoes and pineapples in the shower unless I'm very very very hungry .I eat them on the toilet and in my bed
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No one ever told me that living on your own .was like your ready for the knackers yard .
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My washing on the maiden in the front room must have been there a month .it's no life
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If my stack of dirty cups and plates gets any bigger Everest will be a thing of the past and these climbers will be attempting to climb my unsightly mountain in my kitchen
Reminds me of my kitchen do wah I did ask a friend of mine if she would like to wash them up I won't put her reply it is unrepeatable Far too rebellious nowadays women..oh well Fried tomatoes with bacon that is the best way to eat them, not so sure about pineapple , I don't think we fry them? |
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There's sheets hanging over the doors .the settee chairs radiators and any where else I choose to put them .it seems as every time I go on the toilet it needs cleaning .if anyone knocks at the door I pretend I'm not in
a woman in my flats said I knocked on your door the other day and you never answered it .she said I knew you was in I heard you hiding behind the door I shouldn't be hiding behind the door at my age |
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I love tomatoe butties but cutting them into small pieces does my head in as I feel like I'm going to saw my arm in half when I get to the last cut of the tomatoe .as there's no where to hold
I shouldn't have to worry about cutting my arm off with my blunt kitchen knife .when I finally put the knife in all the inside flows out I'm not made for making food look presentable . |
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I'm going now I'm too stressed out after making my tomatoe butties I can't put them on a flat plate as the bread opens up and they state at me .in have to put them in my cornflake bowl other wise everything falls out
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Uble - why not do the washing up right now? You'll feel pleased with yourself when it's done.
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