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Do wah Diddy
12 Jun 19 23:05
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You'd be surprised how many ways there are to cut a pineapple ive looked at nearly all of them .there's people who stand in their kitchens  making videoes and talking about   the different. Ways of cutting them .if your having a dinner party you can even have a boat shaped  one .not one like the titanic but more of a rowing boat one .it very interesting  if your interested in how to cut a pineapple  ..none of them seem to make a mess like I do .and no one seems to struggle with their knife llike I do .and they don't swear at it like i do
It's surprising what people get up to when they don't have to go to their AA meeting or GA meeting  .who would ,have thought that they would be  in the kitchen making videos of how to cut a pineapple

I like fresh pineapple ..I cut them In fat pieces and thin pieces .I'm sure if I had a dinner party people would not like what was on offer if they looked at my pineapple pieces .Even my tomatoe butties have a lot to be desired .there's tomatoes of all shapes and sizes on my bread and I have to press the tomatoes down in the bread or all my butties come undone .

I Don't know about my tomatoes and pineapples being past their sell  by date .but I'm definately past my sell by date
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Report kenny mann June 12, 2019 11:07 PM BST
you will be next month when you catch up with me!
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:23 PM BST
Kenny man  I'm sick of being old and cutting tomatoes and making my own meals I'm not made for it and cleaning up
Report kenny mann June 12, 2019 11:29 PM BST
I'm on my own Do Wah, with 5 cats to look after. The chicks have dried uP and I've got COPD.
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:30 PM BST
If my stack of dirty cups and plates gets any bigger Everest will be a thing of the past and these climbers will be attempting to climb  my unsightly mountain  in my kitchen
Report johnizere June 12, 2019 11:36 PM BST
Put them in a basket in the shower.
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:37 PM BST
The chicks have dried up . Love it Kenny man at least youve got all your faculties the odd time I step out I don't know what day it is .I'm like a zombie walking about with a head thats full of fuzziness and I can't walk in a straight line I'm sure people think I've been drinking .I was never this bad when I was drunk
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:37 PM BST
The chicks have dried up . Love it Kenny man at least youve got all your faculties the odd time I step out I don't know what day it is .I'm like a zombie walking about with a head thats full of fuzziness and I can't walk in a straight line I'm sure people think I've been drinking .I was never this bad when I was drunk
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:39 PM BST
Put what in a basket in the shower me and Kenny man .I don't eat my tomatoes and pineapples in the shower unless I'm very very very hungry .I eat them on the toilet and in my bed
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:41 PM BST
No one ever told me that living on your own .was  like your ready for the knackers yard .
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:44 PM BST
My washing on the maiden in the front room must have been there a month .it's no life
Report UBLE/REGY June 12, 2019 11:44 PM BST
If my stack of dirty cups and plates gets any bigger Everest will be a thing of the past and these climbers will be attempting to climb  my unsightly mountain  in my kitchen

Reminds me of my kitchen do wah

I did ask a friend of mine if she would like to wash them up

I won't put her reply it is unrepeatable

Far too rebellious nowadays women..oh well


Fried tomatoes with bacon that is the best way to eat them, not so sure about pineapple , I don't think we fry them?
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:49 PM BST
There's sheets hanging over the doors  .the settee chairs radiators and any where else I choose to put them .it seems as every time I go on the toilet it needs cleaning .if anyone knocks at the door I pretend I'm not in
a woman in my flats said I knocked on your door the other day and you never answered it .she said I knew you was in I heard you hiding behind the door

I shouldn't be hiding behind the door at my age
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:54 PM BST
I love tomatoe butties but cutting them into small pieces does my head in as I feel like I'm going to saw my arm in half when I get to the last  cut of the tomatoe .as there's no where to hold
I shouldn't have to worry about cutting my arm off with my blunt kitchen knife .when I finally put the knife in all the inside flows out

I'm not made for making food look presentable .
Report Do wah Diddy June 12, 2019 11:59 PM BST
I'm going now I'm too stressed out after making my tomatoe butties I can't put them on a flat plate as the bread opens up and they state at me .in have to put them in my cornflake bowl other wise everything falls out
Report mouse muldoon June 13, 2019 12:31 AM BST
Report UBLE/REGY June 13, 2019 12:59 AM BST
LaughLaugh mouse
Report i_agree_with_nick June 14, 2019 2:49 PM BST
Uble - why not do the washing up right now? You'll feel pleased with yourself when it's done.
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