Jo Brand Leftist Comedian - Acid Attack

I suppose that time when he got Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's prison sentence doubled was quite funny - but not for her obviously!

The conversation he had with Darius Guppy about beating up the journalist - now that was funny!

For a person who would consider the self politically savvie it’s a real shocker.

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outgoing PM asking for BBC to explain Joe Brand broadcast

Is the laughter canned?

If the laughter is canned maybe nobody thought it was funny.

She represents the Europhiles who think there's 'a special place in hell for Brexiteers' - Tusk.

She welcomes attacks on Brexit supporters and politicians.

However, she wants things ramped up with battery acid to permanently disfigure people based on their political views. Milkshakes simply don't achieve this.

The Left talk long into the night about 'Hope not Hate' and rile against the politics of 'division and intolerance.

Oh the hypocrisy.

The fact the BBC are supporting her justifies peoples' negative view of the State Broadcaster.

To conclude: utter scum. Get rid (of the BBC). Good luck Brand finding work. Try CNN?

The Left talk long into the night about 'Hope not Hate'

You been infiltrating their meetings?

What a thoroughly brilliant thread - you should all be proud of yourselves for keeping a straight face while typing your mock outrage - it oozes from every pore of your hypocritical bodies.  Keep it up lads you're going to have an awful lot of this to do in your (very) old age over the next few years. Wait until Bozo is anointed PM for the fun to really start as his morals are so low that literally anything will go and you are going to be 'offended' an awful lot.
If this offends you then i wouldn't read what the rest of the world (whether they agree with brexit or not) thinks of our fair isle atm. Our standing has never been lower and is going down and it's all thanks to your generation, sorry but it is fact if you take the time to look at non right wing news sites - mind you even more than a few of those are having a good laugh at our expense and its getting louder!

Jun 13, 2019 -- 7:07PM, Injera wrote:

She represents the Europhiles who think there's 'a special place in hell for Brexiteers' - Tusk.She welcomes attacks on Brexit supporters and politicians. However, she wants things ramped up with battery acid to permanently disfigure people based on their political views. Milkshakes simply don't achieve this.The Left talk long into the night about 'Hope not Hate' and rile against the politics of 'division and intolerance.Oh the hypocrisy.The fact the BBC are supporting her justifies peoples' negative view of the State Broadcaster. To conclude: utter scum. Get rid (of the BBC). Good luck Brand finding work. Try CNN?

cringe

She represents the Europhiles who think there's 'a special place in hell for Brexiteers' - Tusk.

why play dumb like this btw

Injera - fantastic post, no it really is. Please don't forget about this in a few days and move on to your next faux outrage -  keep going this is going to be a classic........

also the mention of CNN absolutely shows some great free thinking

Faux outrage?
Not faux and personally not outraged as I doubt many others are.
All people are saying is fair is fair.
If you sack Baker then Brand should be sacked too.

Also I don’t actually think it was inciting violence just as Baker wasn’t inciting racial hatred.

Wasn't inj the lad talking about donning his red beret and taking to the tubes as some kind of vigilante police force.

Looks like he's been giving a desk job of listening to the radio and frothing furiously.

To be fair, this thread is far funnier than anything Brand's done.

So the OB are investigating Brand's comments .
Well she's dead meat then cos they are the biggest bunch of humourless b@stards ever to see the light of day .

I don't wish to see the woman sacked or prosecuted cos these 'hate' laws are biggest single threat to freedom of expression , but if others have lost their livelihoods for (allegedly) similar comments or tweets that have been deemed offensive then she should go the same way . Any other outcome would suggest that the law is not being applied equally and that it therefore can be used selectively to target individuals with specific political leanings ie. political censorship .

I'm not outraged, incensed or offended, I just didn't find it 'funny'. I thought comedians were supposed to tell gags that were amusing and sought to entertain, call me old fashioned if you will but that was just not funny to me in the slightest.

My dog has no nose.

So what does it run up and whack you in the balls with as a greeting?

His tongue.

Terrible!

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.

How does she smell?

ask the people who have suffered acid attacks if they think shes funny. If I was Danny Baker I'd be watching this closely.

Lily of the valley.

This has got to be fake news. They described her as a comedian

lol

Would not get a Kick in a stampede ...

I am sure Joe Brand meant it as a joke..she is not asking people to actually do this.

This is black humour, but one has to very careful with black humour, that it is actually humorous.


If the BBC have sacked people for less than this, then in all fairness she should go as well

She'll cabbage you for calling her Joe.

its the sheer arrogance for me,  with her ...sweeping past journos tonight she said defenders already spoken ...mentioning victoria coren as though , we,  the thick  underclass who can't grasp jokes  , must doff our cap to a unelected  queen of the ultra left wing london  intelligent force that is the guardian of our moral compass.... that stance is why the so called ' right wing' is doing well in our mixed up , angry  political  times .

Yes, she needs to learn to take it on the chins.

Also carries a large pillow down her front for protection.

Jo Brand says she's not employed by the BBC so they can't sack her. Does she work for free, or is there some scheme in place to reduce the BBC's or Brands tax or national insurance bill, or am I missing something simple and obvious about her pay arrangements?

She's not funny but she's every right to say what she likes.

She may not work or the BBC but she gets shitloads of work for them. She was on "would I lie to you" last night as well.

I've commented previously on here how the BBC employs virtually no "right wing" comedians as as soon as they out themself or offend the Diversity Broadcasting Corporation they seem to stop getting work.
Like Andrew Lawrence who used to appear on the BBC regularly but has stopped appearing. HE joked
"Given that about 80% of suicides in the UK last year were committed by men, if feminists truly wanted equality, they'd kill themselves ;)"
(Which is actually funny !)
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/bbc/12057110/BBC-urged-to-ban-right-wing-comedian-Andrew-Lawrence.html
Lefties were up in arms, not appeared on the BBC since.

(Leftie Frankie Boyle has tweeted far worse and far more often, yet he's rewarded with his own series to sit and spent 30 minutes of leftie remoaner rants with his guests whom every time it's blindlingly ovious area always chosen first and foremost on diverstity and gender box ticking criteria).

I've commented previously on here how the BBC employs virtually no "right wing" comedians


Does such a thing exist?  Jim Davidson, maybe.

Jun 14, 2019 -- 1:01PM, TheGoldenVision wrote:

She's not funny but she's every right to say what she likes.

You are NOT right to say what u want

Well if the BBC and the Feminists are prepared to endlessly) bang on that a reason womens sports aren't growing or popular is they aren't given enough support and airtime, and overcompensate (as numerous threads on Betfair have commented) .. it would be pretty damned hypocritical and contradictory for them to pretty much blanket ban anyone who isn't PC or leftie or remoaner from their comedy shows and give them zero exposure then say "there aren't any non left wing comedians"?

(That sound you are hearing is the back of the net flapping )

Thank god it was your lots parents' generation that actually fought in ww2 and not you lot (although by the amount of people wearing their relatives medals last week they seem to think they actually did the fighting and should be thoroughly shamed for wearing them - my granddad, who fought in ww1, would be fecking livid!) as you are so thinned skinned that you'd be surprised that the other side had guns as well! This thread seems to be running out of steam fellers but fear not - the next manufactured right wing outrage will be along soon......

Thank god it was your lots parents' generation that actually fought in ww2


How old do you think "your lot" are!?

I've been gagged on the BBC fem issue being as its Ms M what holds the TV licence.

Kriskin
You are NOT right to say what u want

What does that even mean?

We live in a country with free speech. Frankie Boyle, Danny Baker, Jo Brand, et al and all the morons who laugh at their "jokes" show themselves as the t0ssers they really are.

Ban freedom of speech and what next?

If they outrage you... ignore them.

no action being taken by police

Free speech for obvious reasons must have restrictions.
Inciting violence is one of them, a nonsense to think otherwise.

Steve Hughes, Aussie comedian's view on being offended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo

Golden - This so called Free speech you are harping on about - what does it mean??? As aka has highlighted above it doesn't give one the right just to say anything.

There has to line drawn somewhere in the sand

^^
be a

We have to wait quietly for the next burst of hysteria from the left about offence for it to be taken seriously by the media.

Inappropriate humour..surely everyone can see that....she was not telling people to actually do this

Probably best she drops this line from her act.

I've already emailed her with another cake joke to fill the gap.

It would have to be a big cake.

v good mouse

Jun 15, 2019 -- 3:37PM, UBLE/REGY wrote:

Inappropriate humour..surely everyone can see that....she was not telling people to actually do thisProbably best she drops this line from her act.

it's fascinating how some crap joke on Radio 4 is going to incite violence or hate but a lot of comments by politicians or mainstream pundits in widely read newspapers or widely watch TV is rarely going to

watched

I once watched the Chuckle Brothers (RIP Barry), afterwards I had an overwhelming urge to go and push a piano over the foot of my local MP.

But then I realised it was just a comedy show and not a terrorist training video.

To be fair to my local MP he was very forgiving about what I did to his foot - but he still bares a grudge against my grandad for smashing up his chandeliers.

@TM
Safe to say you should leave the humour to Jo Brand.

Yeah - Alf Garnet more your cup of tea I would imagine.

Tasteless comments by Brand but just as it is ludicrous to suggest they will send followers out to follow the word many twitter campaigns have ruined careers after the liberal hysteria has been into overdrive. Perhaps we all need to take a step back.

think you've about summed it up treetop.

Tasteless comments

If suggesting throwing acid over someone is okay and just tasteless where do you draw the line?
Would it be okay to suggest shooting someone to shut them up? Or giving them a good kicking.
Was irresponsible and should see her finished with the BBC.

BBC have already said she ll be back on air next Friday,a spokesman called her part of the R4 family.one rule for their mates a different one for others.

The hypocrisy of the BBC is disgusting.

Have a guess in which newspaper they regularly advertise for employees more than any other? Yep, that’s correct, The Guardian. Anyone who claims that the BBC isn’t ultra left wing is either a liar or a fool.

do you think the BBC is pro-Corbyn, Torque?

and that's the editorial stance, not a couple of comedians on some shows views

My husband can do the work of two men. Unfortunately those men are Laurel and Hardy
I was worried about my health, so I went to see my GP. I said “Is it too late for me as a fat middle aged woman?” He said “No, it’s never too late, just do something a couple of times a week that gets you slightly out of breath.”
So I started smoking again.
I’ve got a soft spot for Nick Clegg. Face down on Hackney marshes.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it’s ready to eat, they just don’t fancy it any more.
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.
Jo Brand Jokes

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

Hideous woman......imo!

It never occured to me, but is she related to Russell Brand?

STUDYFORM has just illustrated why I should have written “or both” after my post.

You beat me to it Torquemada.

Probably a new experience for you Doc - Coming second.

Jun 17, 2019 -- 8:49AM, STUDYFORM wrote:

Jun 17, 2019 --  1:20AM, Torquemada wrote:The hypocrisy of the BBC is disgusting. Have a guess in which newspaper they regularly advertise for employees more than any other? Yep, that’s correct, The Guardian. Anyone who claims that the BBC isn’t ultra left wing is either a liar or a fool.fantastic method of discussion...anyone who doesn't agree with you is a liar or a fool...fwiw, you couldn't be more wrong if you wanted.

Torque still getting confused between social liberalism and the left. Anyone who thinks that the BBC is biased in favour of Corbyn or Labour is just imagining things

Speaking of getting confused and imagining things, perhaps you would care to read my post again.

I didn’t mention Labour or Corbyn once. It was only you who did that in a pathetic attempt to conflate an argument. Some might say how very typical of a socialist liberal, but I’m far too polite to stoop so low.

Go on then, I'll bite.

If the BBC is ultra left wing does that not align with Corbyn's policies, meaning they would support him overtly?

The BBC is ultra left wing yet Torque can't bring himself to claim that it supports the mainstream left wing vehicle in UK politics or the most prominent politician of that movement.

Does the BBC have a prominent position on funding of public services, taxing the rich or some other left wing positions? I suppose they might be against themselves being privatised.

It is very left wing of them to continually platform shady right wing think tanks to lie unchallenged also

Jun 17, 2019 -- 2:38PM, PorcupineorPineapple wrote:

Go on then, I'll bite.If the BBC is ultra left wing does that not align with Corbyn's policies, meaning they would support him overtly?

I suppose I should stop biting on all the reactionaries who don't even have a surface level knowledge of left politics beyond their usual hysterical garbage too

In fairness when Jezza only has a surface level of intelligence its hard to know what the left represent. If the great leader can't explain himself who can expect the average man in the street to know what the left is about ?

Good one, there has never been a left wing person before Jeremy

Crippen and Torque are supposed to be far more intelligent than dumb lefties like myself, that's all

I only wish the left wing,as you so quaintly put it aaron, had stood on their own platform instead of behaving like cuckoos and jumping into Labour's nest. Then we could really see how much the people of UK want them on their own policies.

Labour policy polls far more popular than labour politicians do, it's the reason there has been 4 years of seething about Corbyn

The BBC’s obvious left wing bias being exposed yet again with that debate fiasco.

Quite a few on here in complete denial of the facts. They’re are utterly deluded.

The time surely must be coming where the BBC is broken up and the licence fee scrapped. They are now simply a left wing mouthpiece and no longer fit for purpose as a state broadcaster.

We need to sell it off at half price, so the lads in the city can make a few quid before they sell it on to the French and the Germans.

Aah torq, you've resurfaced.

Any chance of answering my question petal?

BBC exposed as seething lefties for not allowing bull****s to go unchallenged, and allowing 5 Tory MPs to make attacks on the left wing leader unchallenged

Crikey aaron, you are prolific mate. 259 k posts in 10 years,haven't you got a life or are you paid by Labour central office to troll right wingers ?

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They soon add up.