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I folded it that many times to put it in the ballot box .that I'm going to see if I qualify for the guiness world record for folds of a piece of paper when I've had my pot noodle
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Was is perforated and wrapped around a cardboard roll?
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One of the girls who was a register at the polling station kept looking at me while I was in my booth she either fancied me or was trying to see if I was copying the vote of the man in the booth next to me
I asked her on the way out if she fancied me and she said no I told her straight if she thought I was copying the vote from the man in the next booth I wasn't I couldn't see round the corner in his booth. |
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She had one lead of a pair of grommit head phones on when I went in one was in her ear and the other was in the hear of the lad who was sat next to her ?
I asked if she wasn't allowed to hear what was going on when i voted they should have given them a set each I asked her who did she think was winning she said she didn't know as the box was locked and she had no key.i told her if she turned the box upside down and shook it some of the ballot papers would fall out of the slit.just like the pennies used to fall out of the slit when I turned my money box upside down when I was skint |
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She gave me a wink as I left .I went back in and asked her if she was sure she didn't fancy me .she said she was quite sure
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and a cheer went up from waiting voters
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I'm going now to watch the votes come in on the t v .I want to see if Tommy gets to be the prime minster of the European parliament
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I didn't bring my glasses! WTF! We even have Candidates for the Change Party and I don't think they were women going through the menopause!
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Ps just before I go I think there was lots of Tommy voters there as they were like me and were unshaved and hadn't combed their hair the only difference was they were carrying a can I wasn't .I don't think their at that stage yet where they've hit rock bottom yet .even though most of the looked like they had to me .but who am I to judge
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PPS even Tommy won't be able to save them from becoming alcoholics unless they really want to stop themselves .No matter how much he tells them the truth they won't listen
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Do wah, you will have to watch the TV til Sunday.
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Tommy doesn't drink as he worries that it might cause him to say something that could be interpreted as racist.
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Ppps the only votes I can see the other candidates getting are the ones that the drunk Tommy voters mark the wrong box because they can't see straight
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If he wins I wonder if the BBC will interview him?
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He seen what happened to Mel Gibson and wisely decided he didn't want to scupper his own potential career in Hollywood.
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Mouse don't start putting words in my mouth I didn't say he drank I said it was his supporters your just like the BBC
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Early morning riser don't we get the results tonight ive got my graph calculator out
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Longest voting form you've ever seen?
You've not seen the "What were the reasons Just Checking was crap in bed (tick a maximum of 10)" slip the women were passing round my local the other day . |
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Do wah, Sunday results will be counted
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I remember when Richard dimbleby used to come on the t v 60years ago and talk about the election before he died .we all used to turn him off and listen to the radio
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They need time to go through the ballet boxes and remove the ones they don't like EMR
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They'll probably set him up on Question Time do a hatchet job on him if he wins.
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Thank you emr for that information
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