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Do wah Diddy
23 May 19 17:32
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You could only put  your X in one box there was lots of people's names on the long form and lots of boxes
I'm sure hey could have let you  put your X in at least 5 boxes
There was that that much room on the long voting list that it seemed a shame just to  put an X in one

There was loads of Pakistani names on the list I hope I don't get arrested for not voting for them .I bet the Muslim defence leauge have something to say when they find out non Muslims didn't vote for them .they will be at it again calling us bigots and racists and  islamaphobists  and white supremacists .and smelly whites
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Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 5:37 PM BST
I folded it that many times to put it in the ballot box .that I'm going to see if I qualify for the guiness   world record for folds of a piece of paper when I've had my pot noodle
Report mouse muldoon May 23, 2019 5:42 PM BST
Was is perforated and wrapped around a cardboard roll?
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 5:43 PM BST
One of the girls who was a register at the polling  station kept looking at me while I was in my booth she either fancied me or was trying to see if I was copying  the vote of the man in the booth next to me

I asked her on the way out if she fancied me and she said no
I told her straight if she thought I was copying the vote from the man in the next booth I wasn't I couldn't see round the corner in his booth.
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 5:52 PM BST
She had one lead of a  pair of  grommit head phones on when I went in one was in her ear and the other was in the hear of the lad who was sat next to her ?

I asked if she wasn't allowed to hear what was going on when i voted they should have given them a set each

I asked her who did she think was winning she said she didn't know as the box was locked and she had no key.i told her if she turned the box upside down and shook it some of the ballot papers would fall out of the slit.just like the pennies used to fall out of the slit when I turned my money box upside down when I was skint
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 5:58 PM BST
She gave me a wink as I left .I went back in and asked her if she was sure she didn't fancy me .she said she was quite sure
I said you just winked at me .
She said one of her false eyelashes had dropped in her eye
Report aaronh May 23, 2019 6:00 PM BST
and a cheer went up from waiting voters
Report conditor May 23, 2019 6:01 PM BST
Laugh
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:01 PM BST
I'm going now to watch the votes come in on the t v .I want to see if Tommy gets to be the prime minster of the European parliament
Report Whisperingdeath May 23, 2019 6:02 PM BST
I didn't bring my glasses! WTF! We even have Candidates for the Change Party and I don't think they were women going through the menopause!
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:09 PM BST
Ps just before I go I think there was lots of Tommy voters there as they were like me and were unshaved and hadn't combed their hair the only difference was they were carrying a can I wasn't .I don't think their at that stage yet where they've hit  rock bottom yet .even though most of the looked like they had to me .but who am I to judge
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:12 PM BST
PPS even Tommy won't be able to save them from becoming alcoholics unless they really want to stop themselves .No matter how much he tells them the truth they won't listen

They just listen to what they want
Report Early Morning Riser May 23, 2019 6:19 PM BST
Do wah, you will have to watch the TV til Sunday.
Report mouse muldoon May 23, 2019 6:20 PM BST
Tommy doesn't drink as he worries that it might cause him to say something that could be interpreted as racist.
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:20 PM BST
Ppps the only votes I can see the other candidates getting are the ones that the drunk Tommy voters mark the wrong box because they can't see straight
Report Dr Crippen May 23, 2019 6:21 PM BST
If he wins I wonder if the BBC will interview him?
Report mouse muldoon May 23, 2019 6:22 PM BST
He seen what happened to Mel Gibson and wisely decided he didn't want to scupper his own potential career in Hollywood.
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:22 PM BST
Mouse don't start putting words in my mouth I didn't say he drank I said it was his supporters your just like the BBC
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:23 PM BST
Early morning riser don't we get the results tonight ive got my graph calculator out
Report Just Checking May 23, 2019 6:24 PM BST
Longest voting form you've ever seen?

You've not seen the "What were the reasons Just Checking was crap in bed (tick a maximum of 10)" slip the women were passing round my local the other day Shocked.
Report Early Morning Riser May 23, 2019 6:24 PM BST
Do wah, Sunday results will be counted
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:30 PM BST
I remember when Richard dimbleby used to come on the t v 60years ago and talk about the election before he died .we all used to turn him off and listen to the radio
Report treetop May 23, 2019 6:30 PM BST
They need time to go through the ballet boxes and remove the ones they don't like EMR
Report Dr Crippen May 23, 2019 6:30 PM BST
They'll probably set him up on Question Time do a hatchet job on him if he wins.
Report Do wah Diddy May 23, 2019 6:31 PM BST
Thank you emr for that information
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