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I've read somewhere that the moon has alot to do with the tides .that is another one that helps proove my theory each planet or star or whatever you call them has properties that influences other planets .There's alot going on out there that if people like Issac Newton and myself don't ask questions then no one else will especially those who drink and gamble all day
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One min I was enjoying the peace and tranquility of the sun under a tree and the next second my mind was alight with the wonders of the universe .it was a truly incredible moment lieing there looking at the tree and sun and then having that multitude of that questions that needed answering .the only thing that I thought about hat day was what will my ex wife say if I wonder off for a bet and a drink
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There's so much out there in the universe that needs answering and people on here just want to find the next winning bet .
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I went to Wales once. Took a girl down to Bangor. ;-)
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Did you get the right Bangor?
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She only spoke one word of Welsh. Prestatyn.
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Crikeyeth.
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That reminds me Do Wah. Did anything become of your Brief Encounter moment?
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He had to tread Caerphilly.
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I know some people will say what has gravity got to do with me I'm not interested in it .
Then I say to you that's the trouble with the world today .everyone wants someone else to sort it out . I remember the days when I was a child people questioned things .they said things like why can't the pubs stay open longer hours and why do the betting shops not open on a sunday.people wanted answers .now people are not allowed to think of ask questions.you just go to a university and try and talk about the cannibal luring gangs that ate people You dare mention what race they come from and you will be put in prison You try and debate which race they ate the most and you will be called a racist and bigot |
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No Kenny man I've not seen her since .I think she must of sobered up and decided to take a different journey home so she doesn't have to bump into me
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It keeps my feet on the ground.
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under the apple tree and went for an ice cream.....should have had a nice
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I'm glad she didn't get close to me .not because she could see my pot noodle stains on my jacket .but that I didn't want her phoning me up at all hours of the day when I'm gambling
That's the trouble with women they mother you when you don't want to bother with them |
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Mither not mother
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A lot of women are only interested in how the universe works if it's explained to them by a nice young man like Brian Cox.
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I know for certain more women would be appreciated by their partners if they made their selves available when called for and not when they want attention
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Some people have a holy book that tells the women to do just that.
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Yes my ex wife used to like that monty Dom who was always in his garden talking about plants in Latin.
I said you don't know what he's even talking about .and she said it's better listening to your crap all day I don't think she realised shed hurt my feelings |
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These. Femenists want equal rights but not a single one would give their life boat seat up for a man .their all talk
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Some women use their femininity to get privileges .some have babies just so they can park in a mother and baby parking space at Tesco's
They say they need to have a day off work because of women's problems .They know their boss won't ask them any more questions unless he's a pervert |
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Some women use their femininity to get privileges .some have babies just so they can park in a mother and baby parking space at Tesco's
They say they need to have a day off work because of women's problems .They know their boss won't ask them any more questions unless he's a pervert |
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They use sex as a bargaining tool .just like Isis use hostages to get what they want
They are savages when it suits them |
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They use sex as a bargaining tool .just like Isis use hostages to get what they want
They are savages when it suits them |
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No man who's been working all week should have to beg for sex
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Especially when she knows he's got no money and has to stay in
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Especially when she knows he's got no money and has to stay in
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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist. |
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I've seen grown men cry like babies because there had to grovel for a bit of sex .especially those like me who only need them fo a Min or two
I know they have their housework to do but they should show some consideration |
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My ex wife loved to see me grovel .
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I know she got more satisfaction out of see me groveling because that could last for hours .while my gratification lasted about two mins
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Oh no she wasn't happy that I got excited very quickly .she was just selfish and thought it was a waste of time
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I've got to go now im getting too rude
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Do you think if you won the Tour de France or the Indy 500 she would be less selfish, Do wah?
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Do wah Diddy
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I remember the days when I was a child people questioned things .they said things like why can't the pubs stay open longer hours and why do the betting shops not open on a Sunday
I am glad you did not waste your childhood asking about life, the Universe, everything do wah diddy Straight to the things you knew were important Still you deserved a missus better than the cow you got that is for sure...life in seldom fair. |