Now we're all happy that we can see pictures of the new royal baby

My fav one is the cone where Harry is holding the baby in its shawl with his suit .shirt and tie and his wife is beside him wearing a beautiful white dress

They have welcomed the baby into the world smartly dressed .no shell suit or donkey jacket
For Harry and no  leggings and tee shirt with her midriff showing for Megan .

No cigarettes in their mouths or joints they are classy people

It's nice to see people take pride in how they look when their having their photo taken .there's too many people who would rather spend their money on drink and gambling rather than spending it on clothes to look nice on photos

I bet they don't leave their baby on its own while they go to the pub or the bookies

You can tell by just looking at them that TheVE not been dragged up

These are the kind of parents who go to their children's parent evenings and look forward to it.there not the kind that go just to show willing

You only have to look how their dressed to realise that their child won't get run over by a guard on horseback when it gets older .they will learn it the Buckingham palace horse path code

These are the kind of parents that children will be happy with .one mother and one father .just like Henry  the eighth ordered

This child will  be able to watch the wooden tops on t v and see that mummy and daddy wodentop live in a happy family  the childc can eat their  ice pops knowing that they have a mam and dad just like the wooden top family

These are the kind of parents who will make sure that their children do not wagg school or sit in the park drinking cider all day and night

I bet their children don't call them a dickhead when they throw their X boxes out of the window because they won't eat their tea

They won't need to swear because they will learn their lessons at school and not be in the toilets smoking

These are the type of children that will obey their parents when they say no you can't have a McDonald's when TheVE already had 4 the same day .and won't threaten their parents that they will phone child line up when they get back to their stately home

These type of children will be taught right from wrong .I'm not saying that they will adhere to it but at least they will be taught it

These are the type of children who won't carry knives and it's not because TheVE got chieftain tanks available if they want them .it's because they know it's not the right thing to do when they get into a fight

These are the kind of children who will shake your hand when you hold your hand out to them .and not try and give you a Chinese burn

This baby will be taught at an early age how to use the toilet because it's got loving parents it won't have to go to school with a wet and soiled nappy at the age of 8 like so many unloved and uncared children have to

There's nothing worse than having a soiled nappy on and it's even worse for a girl if she's wearing a skirt

Got to go now .I'm getting on my own nerves now .

Nice one, do wah. I'll bet they won't be calling grandad a dickhead either, well not to his face.

Has any TV media type put his/her head above the parapet yet and mentioned the colour of the baby?

These are the type of children that will obey their parents when they say no you can't have a McDonald's when TheVE already had 4 the same day .and won't threaten their parents that they will phone child line up when they get back to their stately home.

These are the kind of children who will shake your hand when you hold your hand out to them .and not try and give you a Chinese burn

This baby will be taught at an early age how to use the toilet because it's got loving parents it won't have to go to school with a wet and soiled nappy at the age of 8 like so many unloved and uncared children have to
There's nothing worse than having a soiled nappy on and it's even worse for a girl if she's wearing a skirt


My favs from another classic do wah thread. 

wee,, irchy hewitt,,

Is the baby black with ginger hair?

Not even tinged as that MP said.