Viagra

move ya slippers away from the side of the bed

hth

I've got a load of Sildenafil, which is the proper name of Viagra.  One of my dogs has a bad heart and Sildenafil was originally created as a heart drug.  It opens up the arteries.

Years ago when I was at college I worked for Royal Mail.  I was doing a night shift, sorting packages.  One of them was split and these blue pills came out.  I had a look at the letter and it was viagra.  I took one in my break.  It worked.

Postman always comes twice.

Some women say they like uniforms but apparently a postie's shirt doesn't cut it.

You can get it over the counter now. Jessops sell them as a "human tripod" adapter kit .