We left the EU 5 minutes ago .........

give it 10

We left the EU 10 minutes ago , street lights as per .............

Silly twits disrespecting the 48%

Street lights go out when it get dark round here - nothing to do with the EU - it's austerity.

I've got candles in , just in case

I sold him a dozen for a bullseye.

The Management • March 29, 2019 11:14 PM GMT
Street lights go out when it get dark round here - nothing to do with the EU - it's austerity.

At what point do they go on ?

They do a test 3rd wednesday of the month

They go on at dusk - off in time for you to get mugged stumbling home from pub. Pitch black like there is a war on by midnight.
Council tax only up 4% this year in all fairness - I expect their central funding went down by a lot more than that.

I usually walk down the middle of the road after they've gone orf as there is an element of white trash what allows there dawgs to fowl the sidewalks.

see mouse; Reynard, a damn fine chappy but hardly posts on here

Turned out nice again.

i was going to go down the local pub today but it's been obliterated by an asteroid

Could of got the ESA to shoot it down

You guys won't be able to trade with anyone now except for the rest of the world. Oh and Europe too. Just like everyone else.

Will the NHS be richer bz 350mil a week?

Clouded over here.

The good Doctor Liam (he is no longer known as the Formerly Disgraced Secretary of State for Defence by the way) has worked tirelessly with his "best man" Werrity to secure some bumper trade deals.

He is confident that Easter Island and Christmas Island will sign - but disappointed to report that the tooth fairy is playing hard to get.