Thiers 2 things in life .one between your legs and one between your ears

I’m guessing that the one between your legs is bigger than the one between your ears, conditor.

that would not be difficult in Mr Conditors case

The one between your ears is a complicated arrangement - the one between your legs has a one track mind.

The one between your legs is, in fact, not that of a male anatomy (as most would have wrongly assumed) but think about it!