When was the last time that the Therom of Pythagoras' helped you in your daily life

What's the use of teaching English when half the country speaks a different language

Why teach any pure Language  they change all the Time anyway

They would have been  better teaching the children of today the difference between what to deposit in a blue.green and brown wheelie bin

Than learning about the difference between an isosolees .equilateral and scalene triangles I'm 69 and i don't want them to have constance in the rain and wind worrying about what goes where like I have to do

I'm never going to have trouble with a triangle .or ask for an isosolees triangle of sugar or an equilateral loaf .

I've never had to use my knowledge of triangles for anything in my life and as for algebraic equations no wonder my head is in tatters .all those X and y

And there's hardly any words with them in .I never need to use algebra to add my bets up or use it in Asda

Who needs to know what H2O is when it's wrote on the bottle

H2so4  I've never used that in cooking it's a good job as well it's sulphuric acid .I've never used it as a mixerv with gin or scotch or baccardie or to hang wall paper with

What use is it to me .all them chemical symbols mean nothing to me they should learn you road signs so you don't go down a one way street the wrong way  on your roller skates

Who needs to know what H2O is when it's wrote on the bottle

H2so4  I've never used that in cooking it's a good job as well it's sulphuric acid .I've never used it as a mixerv with gin or scotch or baccardie or to hang wall paper with

What use is it to me .all them chemical symbols mean nothing to me they should learn you road signs so you don't go down a one way street the wrong way  on your roller skates

They should learn you things that you can help you in later life.like how to turn the washing machine on when your life leaves you

What's the use of learning  how to work out how long it would take a bus travelling at 40mph to reach a destination of 7 miles when everyone knows there always late

What's the use of learning  how to work out how long it would take a bus travelling at 40mph to reach a destination of 7 miles when everyone knows there always late

What's the use in learning what a census is when it's never accurate

Especially with all these illegal immigrants and council tax  Dodgers  not taking part

What's the use in learning what a census is when it's never accurate

Especially with all these illegal immigrants and council tax  Dodgers  not taking part

What's the use of learning all the capital cities of the world when they change them every week now.

Once they teach you what a word means they should not change the meaning years later .I remember  a gay day would make me feel happy and put a smile on my face  .I wouldn't have a smile on my face now TheVE changed what it means

A **** used to be a cat . I promise you wouldn't want to feed one, a tin of kitty kat these days

Once they teach you what a word means they should not change the meaning years later .I remember  a gay day would make me feel happy and put a smile on my face  .I wouldn't have a smile on my face now TheVE changed what it means

A **** used to be a cat . I promise you wouldn't want to feed one, a tin of kitty kat these days

Once they teach you what a word means they should not change the meaning years later .I remember  a gay day would make me feel happy and put a smile on my face  .I wouldn't have a smile on my face now TheVE changed what it means

A **** used to be a cat . I promise you wouldn't want to feed one, a tin of kitty kat these days

They taught me not to throw stones at anyone.and I can see their going to change that in a few years and allow it to be done to adulterers.  I bet one will hit someone in the eye

A **** A pu**y.

A **** A pu**y.

P.   U.    S.      S.     Y. Above

We was taught how long it would take to fill a bath with different cubic feets of water coming from the taps .I've never seen a single person with a stop watch before he has a bath .they just do it like me turn the taps on and wait till they see it fill up.they never ever time it

Clever people were taught Latin .so they could hold a conversation with each other and the thick people wouldn't know what your saying .like the Welsh do
They even taught sheakspear even though hardly anyone went to see the film's .they were all flops

The good thing they did teach us was the clear understanding of what a boy was and what a girl was .the children today don't know what they are .I know it helped me to find out who cleans the house and does the washing

They don't make it clear at sçhool these days loads of girls get it wrong and think the boys should do it

Three o clock in the morning again and I'm on here . I'm going to start putting my clock back 3hours So I can think its only twelve o'clock and I'm normal

I've recently been looking online for some boxes for an item I have.  The boxes I prefered were not long enough but, using Pythagoras' Theorem, I found it would fit diagonally. 

There were no bookies in Pythagoras' day so instead of hanging around all day throwing pens at the telly, they thought of stuff.

have a look at qpr second goal at hull last week, ball is well over by- line when crossed, you can tell by the crossers standing leg which is on by- line and perpendicular to it as ball crossed. now the crossing leg is basically at right angles to standing leg ( the ball is hooked back ) , so assuming legs are of equal length the ball ( by pythagoras theorem ) must be out of play.

Pythagoras's Theorem was in a pub quiz last week and it was useful in getting us a point.

Albert use to boil his egg in the kettle he uses to make his tea in the morning ,killing two birds with the one stone and saving on electricity.

I saved on electricity the last time I boiled an egg. I used a gas hob.

According to the story this is how Pythag worked it out:

Pythagoras was walking round a Red Indian village one day, when he saw a pregnant squaw sitting on a hippopotamus hide outside her wigwam.
As he walked on he saw two other squaws sitting on buffalo hides .....it was then he realised.

The squaw on the hippopotamus outside her wigwam, is equal to the sum of the squaws on the two adjacent hides

Doctor, doctor, I hope that such tales don't form part of your bedside humour

I used it recently to see if I could install a wardrobe on the floor and then lift it up without catching the ceiling