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Johnny_Mustang
21 Mar 19 08:37
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Right then, has anybody in the history of 'things bought in shops' successfully managed to open any product which says "Tear here to open" on the packaging? Do manufacturers just stick that on there for a F*****g laugh?

At the weekend I failed on a packet of ham and a packet of bacon, each time left clutching the tiny piece of plastic intended to be the portal to both things pork. And don't even get me started on a packet of Brillo Pads either.

Makes me so bloody cross.

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By:
Deltâ
When: 21 Mar 19 08:42
go veggie Johnny'
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 08:45
I could do Delta but that still doesn't solve the Brillo Pad problem. Those pans aren't going to just wash themselves.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 21 Mar 19 09:04
Do a shout on hear for scissors.
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 09:07
I did consider scissors but the pair I was looking at also had 'tear here to open' on the packaging.......
By:
saddo
When: 21 Mar 19 09:10
I suspect a+e must see plenty of pensioners who resort to attacking packaging with the nearest knife after a futile tussle.
By:
A_T
When: 21 Mar 19 09:17
Usually two outcomes when this is attempted (1) failure to open (2) package splits and the entire contents spill everywhere
By:
lybertyne
When: 21 Mar 19 09:18
They should hire the local aspiring rapster to have a go.
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 21 Mar 19 09:51
Had the same with a pack of Roast beef yesterday..

The thing is that, having butchered the package, you now have to resort to foil, or cling film etc, to prevent it from drying out!

Here's a useful tip, however.....If you have glass shelves in the fridge, simply invert the package and it will be fine!

Packs of bacon work very well with this technique.....Happy
By:
lovegod
When: 21 Mar 19 10:03
Also watch out for the 'New Easy to Open' label. They are anything but.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 21 Mar 19 10:04
Never buy the wine that requires a specialised screw tool to open it.
By:
saddo
When: 21 Mar 19 10:18
Loving the thought of them bacon germs sitting on the glass shelf  Scared
By:
Baphornet
When: 21 Mar 19 11:01
what about the heat for 2 mins, stir then recover & heat for a further 2 mins one? You recover with 1/50th of original covering after hacking machete like to open the bastard!
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 11:03
jm, i think you need to address the "why isn't my wife more helpful around the house" issue rather than blaming some scandinavian packaging designer
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 21 Mar 19 11:09
I think we're all missing the pertinent issue here....who actually describes their anger these days as being 'cross'Laugh
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 11:12
tbf he is a vegan and has a poodle
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 11:18
"jm, i think you need to address the "why isn't my wife more helpful around the house" issue rather than blaming some scandinavian packaging designer"

Sigh, you've got me bang to rights.
By:
The Management
When: 21 Mar 19 11:22
"bl00dy cross" - is just not gonna cut it (pun intended) - if you want to highlight this issue on the internet you need to be incandescent with rage imo.
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 11:34
hello jm how are you?
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 11:36
All well thanks mate, how's it all going with you?
By:
Just Checking
When: 21 Mar 19 11:37
I remember buying a new twin pack of scissors in a thick plastic vaccum sealed pack and getting home to realise I needed scissors to open the pack.
Thankfully I had a stanley knife to hand that I normally use to cut my fingers in incompetent DIY episodes.
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 11:42
all good thanks d, hope your "work" is going ok?
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 11:53
Yep, all ticking along nicely thanks. Hope those French markets are behaving themselves for you too!
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 12:09
ok mostly but betfair as ever are a law unto themselves

have a good weekend, don't spend too much time grooming your poodle ....
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 13:24
Is that a euphemism?!!
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 13:25
no, it's a breed of curly haired dog ...
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 13:29
Lol. Have a good weekend too.
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 13:30
i suspect you're confusing it with growler, another likely curly haired dog lol
By:
elise
When: 21 Mar 19 13:30
later jm
By:
RLKingPunter
When: 21 Mar 19 13:43
don't get me started on corned beef tins ....
By:
Foinavon
When: 21 Mar 19 13:44
Those soap dispensers annoy me. Tightened up by Samson before he had a haircut and need a pair of pliers to unlock them.
By:
The Management
When: 21 Mar 19 13:47
Fraid Bentos (Nap)
By:
The Management
When: 21 Mar 19 13:56
Duty free Benson and Hedges (Nb)
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 21 Mar 19 14:01
don't get me started on corned beef tins ....

I'll see your corned beef and raise you pilchards.
By:
The Management
When: 21 Mar 19 14:09
At one time A&E was full of yuppies that had stabbed themselves trying to open an Avacado.

Ten years of austerity and tinned pilchards are the new Avacodo.Shocked
By:
saddo
When: 21 Mar 19 15:49
Pilchards are indeed worse than corned beef. Once you start getting angry with it you are doused in stinking fluids.
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