According to Science Focus Magazine, everyone has approx. 0.1g of poo in årse crack

And some smuggle crack in the very same orifice

Same old **** every week

Anyone who thinks that smearing it around your greater arse area with paper leaves it clean, is delusional.

It's kind of like putting grout in-between bathroom tiles and smoothing the surplus off.

Just had a losing bet on BHA...now I find we are all living in S H I T

Is life worth living

Alice is a goddess who dines on Ambrosia and Nectar. Goddesses don't poo. HTH.

My suspicions exactly, Foinavon.

It's at times like these that Viz's "The Bottom Inspectors" are needed more than ever, not least to make a snap check visit Chez Roberts.

Sadly even these fine gentlemen were pensioned off, doubtless as a result of the very same "Savage Tory Cuts" that I hear are responsible for young black men stabbing/killing each other in London on daily basis.

all those poor pawn stars who make a living out of rimming is where my thoughts are at this very moment

Yea I used to do that for a living
When they asked me to felch however, it was the last straw.

well that's my mushy peas making an unwelcome comeback

I'm sure Alice would be that upset at SFM using an approximation rather than accurate data she would be prepared to submit to a Chit Chat examination.

south east asians have it right, use a bum gun and you wont have this problem.

It's tuesday, has he had a reply yet? The forum awaits with baited breath (and held nose).

not a good ad for time focus magazine ,i guess the staff don't shower every day,and as for the editor who passed it,i expect he or she is in a big pile of it for allowing the article to be published.

correction=Science focus magazine.better get the name correct or i will be in the xxxx

will it be 0.1g of xxxx  brassneck?

Poo in the crack is clearly one of brassneck's "things you can't see but know are there"!.

muzzies have 0,3 kg between their fingers

She co-presented an early evening science programme a couple of years ago along with Dara O'Brien and some other chap.  They had a section on poo and produced a sample (previously excreted, obviously) that they were going to analyse.  Of course, it just had to be from the other chap presenter.  They had Alice Roberts and required a poo sample from someone.  Opportunity missed.

I'm not a pervert, btw, incase anyone was thinking as such.

what bottoms were tested in this study???????????

vegans

I misread the title and have been thinking about it all night.....

Thought it was 0.1Kg = 100g = about 4 ounces...

I suppose the lesson learned is to make sure you agitate and get your underpants right up there. As my gran used to say to me:
"Remember Just: The bigger the Skid Mark, the less in the Arse Crack".

One culture today still doesn’t want anything to do with toilet paper; it’s widely known that many in India (except for Westerners who visit) use the left-hand-and-bucket-of-water method. Most actually argue that using water is cleaner than using tissue paper, and consider using anything but water to be filthy.

I once asked an indian dont you feel grossed out when touching your **** while cleaning? He said no, its my **** and i wash my hands afterwards. Then he said he prefers having his shet on his fingers and then washing his fingers compared to having it on his ass and walking around with it all day.

There is also some pretty serious scientific shet about which direction you should rub. And how indian toilets offer a healthier posture than western toilets. And you really dont need Science Focus to tell you theres some shet left on your ass crack. That should be obvious.

0.1g seems very Low I would imagine 1 clingon would weigh that .After wiping the Hole bits of paper and Clingons may well be left behind

Apparently our Alice has just dropped one.  She's used the spray and opened the window but if you could give it 20 minutes she'd be most grateful.