mouse's QT thread 07/03/19

Right, I seen that Owen Jones is tonite's comedian. Has anywon checked which sh1tehole they are broadcasting from?

Are French snails slower than snails of alterative nationalities?

After they have been pan fried in excessive amounts of garlic, yes.

IT'S FROM THE BLACK COUNTREEEEEE! DUDLEEEE MATE!

Dominic Raab
Margaret Beckett
Iain Martin
Javed Khan
Owen Jones

Mais oui.

The Rudd/Abbott thing.
I’m quite ok with not saying what Rudd said and saying black.
But tbh how can ‘of colour’ be acceptable or even trendy yet ‘coloured’ not?
Just don’t get that.

I don't get it either, for the purposes of this thread the official term will be 'tinged'.

Furthermore, for persons of religion (any) the term will be 'touched'.

For clarity then, a BAME islamic is 'tinged touched', whereas a nutcase white brit what has converted will simply be 'touched'.

Unless there's a peedo question, then we may have to redefine 'touched'.

As Bruce Hornsby once told us, that's just the way it is …….

If he were a frenchman he'd of told us c'est la vie over a mouthful of escargot & garlic.

JC will be in overdrive tonight. I hope he doesn't have a heart attack.

The chit chat JC, not the labour one I presume?

Talk about fricking minefields when you talk about anyone these days.
Just watching the pledge on sky and some clearly pc bint said, “ .... people of both genders” then quickly corrected herself to “people of all genders”.
Had to chuckle.

All genders and benders welcome on this thread.

mousebet special:

OJ to do a walk out 4/1 (was 11/4)

Think you are onto something big there, Mouse.
The name Mousebet pisses all over some of the names these firms come up with.

Twice as honest as betfraud.

will there be mousiemousie bingo?

No, we're a propper firm, no bingo/slots/otherbollox

no 5 reel bandits?

the mousetrap.....

I'm old skool but if you write the softwear I'll have a look at putting it in.

Only Baps thread is advert free plus he awards a £100 prize to the poster who makes the best comment.

I already own £100, tar.

Only 1 hr 15 minutes to go before it starts.
Eff it. I’m off to bed.
Enjoy.

I won't be watching anything which gives a platform to Jones and Beckett.
This looks like the proper thread though so enjoy the programme and I'll read your comments tomorrow.

Thanks Foinavon, yes this is the official thread, I'll let you know first thing tomorrow if you collect on your OJ walkout bet.

OJ owns clothing other than a jumper. Who knew.

His bf likes him to wear a berker.

D Rab going off on one

Drab by name drab by nature

Will be another dull show unless the OJ walkout happens.

Why walkout? Has OJ got school in the morning.

re-takes (5th attempt)

Take all the money off the old people and give it to the young people... Sorted

You get a better class of poster on here Mouse.

They'd just buy more expensive knives.

Next question from the Dudley crowd... Should Traore start at right back against Chelsea.

Full set of Damascus steel.

Tom Daleys let himself go

1.01 OJ never went to yoof club himself.

In the eyes of the likes of OJ, the personal responsibility of people stabbing other people isn't relevant, as always, the cause of EVERY problem, is "the tories".

Why does this moron get airtime.

favors acadaymia mate

Fail your exam, stab someone walos.

Drab got a great suntan

"Favors?" I hate to see the young rodent generation using US spellings.
I blame Tom and Jerry.

*flavors

i always blame the tories innit

austerity an all that

I blame ARC for the horsterity like.

When did Thora Hird go into politics?

1948

Owen Jones what these kids need are more youth clubs yeah that will stop knife crime hey lads have you heard there's a new youth club just opened in the area that's it no more carry knives and selling drugs for me anyone for ping pong walofs

i remember Provideo and Spindrifter running for such similar sums back in the day - sad times

Don't get stab wounds on my eider down

Correct starkey.

Willie Carson on now

I never went to a youth club when I was young. If I'd known this gave me a license to mug and stab people, I'd have had a lot more comics.

#yoofclubsareus

#neverheldaknifeinangerinmelife

#justsayinglike

I went to yoof club about twice, it was rubbish.

Traore question now

#neegoodatpingpong

Stick them in the army for a few years that's what these scumbags need will do them a power of good and society

Another tame affair, is no one gonna bother winding OJ up?

I got barred from the yoof club at 12 when I gave a guy a tanking for nicking my returns from the bookies.

They closed our youth club after a couple of people got stabbed

mac

#thankfookiwasshitatpainting

luvd its a knockout though

there was only one pool table at yoofy and both cues were bent

Could they not open fencing clubs so they are at least trained up, same way they like giving kids boxing lessons?
It would be a lot more interesting to hear about the rise in foil and epee crime.

Should have the option at yoofy of chucking knives at a lass on a wheel.

Huge applause for the OJ rant

And OJ once again ignores the question and goes on a rant about general Tory policy.
No clapping, thank god. Irritating c*ckwomble that he is.

Next question "Who do you want to win Bake Off" and he'll go on about Zero Hour Contracts..

Beckett looks like she should be on a counter in are you being served.

Is Europe still so important as a continent?

Is MB important as an incontinent?

if the greenland icesheet melts we might all be heading to the alps

Can we not get Man Utd to come in and do the last few hours of negotiations, so they inevitably walk out with a last minute winner?

wax on

I shat my pants the other night I really do think it was becuse of the brexit no really I do

Brexit reminds me of a young travel insurance policy

Hello, are we back?

Yes, they should of adopted by tinged/touched protocol.

Liked the woman with the coloured curtains.

Speaking of jerk chicken over to you Owen...

Liked the woman with the coloured curtains.

Any truth in the rumour that spotty launched a DOS attack on the forum as there are 2 QT freds, none his?

He might of copied and pasted in some dodgy code

Hello I think I'm back properly now. TEST

Yes, did I miss much?

Did Owen Jones see it out?
Back to the Youth Clubs the bloke who's main involvement was sports,table tennis,football etc. at my Youth Club Blaydon was a paedo who approached my dad to let him give my brother private goalkeeping coaching,a family friend talked my dad out of it but my dad still isn't convinced despite the accused topping himself when it went public I've been assured he was 100% paedo.

its scarey denzil

youth club , scouts..etc

the technician at our school was recently done for child abuse

i played golf with his brother, in later life

like i said, scarey!

Just watched a bit of the recording.
So glad I didn’t stay up for it.
Panel poor.
Need the Scottish nurk from the audience the other week to liven things up.

Mar 7, 2019 -- 11:54PM, donny osmond wrote:

its scarey denzilyouth club , scouts..etcthe technician at our school was recently done for child abusei played golf with his brother, in later lifelike i said, scarey!

The naivety of the times trusting adults especially is scary there'll be countless who've been diddled and for obvious reasons have kept schtum.