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06 Mar 19
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A large amount of wheelie bins in a line at the end of one of the streets .I stood there and counted 24 bins . 5 had their kids closed and 19 were overflowing and the kids were opened .I then started talking to myself and I thought the binmen could refuse to take them bins if their kids are not closed and open. I then noticed about 8 black bin bags full of rubbish and then I thought they won't take them if they don't feel like it as the rubbish is supposed to be in the bins with the lids shut
Then I thought to myself is this what my life has come down to counting wheelie bins with open and shut lids and counting black bin bags .Then I thought to myself what's it got to do with me if the binmen decide not to remove them
Then I thought to myself I'm sick of my life and I'm sick of me
Then I thought to myself is this what my life has come down to counting wheelie bins with open and shut lids and counting black bin bags .Then I thought to myself what's it got to do with me if the binmen decide not to remove them
Then I thought to myself I'm sick of my life and I'm sick of me
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the binmen get angry if you put kids in the recycling bin they should go in general waste.
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I've stood at our communial bins at the flats where I live many a time trying to work out what goes where .Ive enough to worry about than standing in the rain and cold wondering which bin my silver coated cadburys cream egg wrappers go in
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If you tie one of the empty disposable food bags to your bin the binmen leave you a new free pack .but every time I tie one someone else pinches my new free pack .
I've alot to put up with |
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Today when I came back from the shops my brother was there outside in his car .,he was worried about me he thought I might kill myself because of a text i sent him the night before like you do .but you need a key to enter the main door and he hasn't got one .He saw a doctor enter the flat and asked her if she would let him in because he was worried about me .
She said she's not allowed He then asked her to knock on my door to see if I'm ok .she said she's enough to do phone the police if hes worried so he phoned my daughter instead Any road he had read the text wrong and I saw him |
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Going off the subject .I remember my mam going to a funeral and when she came back she said .you've never seen a spread like it there was everything and she then said there was the biggest nicest salmon as the centerpiece of the spread that she had ever seen it was beautiful .
I said was the salmon nice she said I don't know I don't like salmon What's that to do with anything you might ask .nothing but that was in my head and I've posted it |
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You could alleviate much of this anxiety by the simple expedience of having your groceries deliverd.
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I phoned several up but they don't let you buy one small medium sliced loaf and one pkt of cadburys chocolate fingers and state they must be no more than £1 or just deliver the bread
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I've recently returned to the UK after living abroad for the last eleven years and find it surprising to see an array of wheelie bins outside every house, really strange to see soo many at every block of flats. Even more bizarre to learn that I can only stick them out for collection once a fortnight and on a rotation basis. Things aint what they used to be.
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The country has started resembling a third world dump and the best advice is don't go out of your home, progress eh.
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long time no see angoose..you back in Aberdeen?
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Yes, back in the Granite City. Lots of change, but also identical to how it always was.
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Indeed..the bogs in the Grill are still a disgrace!
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The oddball selection of tv adverts is a bit of a culture shock for me. A lady telling me that she never realised her panty liners were so bulky until she rode her bicycle followed by another where another lady informs the public that she has found some sexy incontinence pants is very hard for me to fathom.
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 Do Wah..keep posting..your anecdotes/thoughts crack me up. |
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Perhaps it was "the kids" who put them there!
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K next to L on keyboard.
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Just been Tesco, they was playing Jackson 5, Can u feel it? It was certainly jollying the staff along with one singing and another whistling. Tesco are certainly in the Michael is innocent camp.
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Mr Crippen yes I know where the keys are but if you notice it spelt lids once and kids three times my I pad is a loose cannon like myself it just does it wants to do . It is my fault as it's learning my ways .I've tried talking to it but it still does what it wants to do when I type .
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Who are you trying to lid?
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Who are you trying to lid?
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When I worked on the market i had to speak to people from all over the world and one girl came from Zanzibar .I still don't know where it is today but I was stopped in my stride I thought fancy coming from Zanzibar to my stall
Even though we had difficulty in communicating with each other ( no she spoke perfect English but she still couldn't understand my English ) We managed to complete the sale I'm sure if a girl from Zanzibar can understand me talking about women's fashion .then you Mr Crippen won't let a kid and a lid come between us .what's a k and l between friends |
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I bet there's not many on here whose spoken to a zanzibarian .
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I bet there's not many on here whose spoken to a zanzibarian .
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Freddie Mercury was a Zanzibarian, I think.
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Are you sure she wasn't from xanadu?
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Jack Hawkins that surprises me .he never mentioned that fact to me when he bought his lycra leggings off me
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Jack Hawkins that surprises me .he never mentioned that fact to me when he bought his lycra leggings off me
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He let me wear his crown once while he went looking for some new net curtains for his house
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I'll never forget the look on his face when Fifi the Italian handbag stall holder shouted mamma Mia mamma Mia and he started singing bohhemian rapsody to her .and she told him to piss off
While she tried to sell her handbags |
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I'll never forget when Tommy cooper came on the market looking to buy a new fez and Ali the anorak market stall seller ended up selling him a Tommy hillfighter anorak he didn't have the size Tommy needed in ,so he cut the label out and he sold him the only one that he had
It was three sizes too big but Ali helped him try it on and pulled the back of the anorak in to make it look like it fitted him |
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Camel-skin? - it gives you the hump don't it.
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I once had a very big singer who was appearing in Manchester visit my stall not only was she a big star but she was a big fat lady.she had heard through the grapevine that I sold large fashion sizes and came to see my clothes that I sold ,as in them days you couldnt find much to wear in large sizes only the big smocks like hatie Jacques wore
She surprised even me and I thought I had seen it all before she came out of my changing room in one of my bikinis She said she wanted it for her Monte Carlo holiday ?I said have they a beach there Her manager whispered to me if there not she's got that much money she can have one built if she wants one |
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^ Montserrat Caballé ?
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The three Beverly sister used to buy regular off me not the singers from the the nice areas .but the three sisters from moss side whose mother called all three Beverly as she liked that name
I said doesnt it cause alot of confusion they said no .we've all got different fathers and ones Chinese ones jamaican and ones from Pakistan . She can tell who's who by just looking at us if she's wearing her glasses |
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She travelled a lot ?
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Their was a lady in a wheelchair that I liked .she could walk but made her husband push her around in it .I said why do you make him push you around in it if you can walk .she said he would only be in the pub or bookies if I didn't make him push me around in this wheelchair .and It was only three pound from the car boot sale and I like a bargain
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The leperd no she lived near the docks in Salford in them days and worked as a barmaid in the seamen's social club
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Sailors from all over the world came to see her when they were in port .I said did they pay you money for sex .she said sometimes but in them days there were no containers on ships the cargo was in boxes and many a time I had more tins of salmon and boiled ham and spam to feed all of Lancashire
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....so she opened a shop called Siemans....and the rest is history !
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