Anne Boleyn

We really want to see those fingers.

She was rather unfortunate looking, out of ten I wouldn't give her one

i don't think that painting does her justice, slippyblue. She was considered a good looking gal in her day; hence why Henry couldn't keep his hands off her

also, hat looks like a Holbein portrait. None of his portraits are flattering

The Anne of Cleves one was supposed to be flattering in the extreme.

that's because her 'real' face would have scared every bugger to death

Apparently so. I don't imagine Henry was much of a catch by then either.

a King is always a catch, mouse; even a fat dose ridden one

Unless you're a lady who's favoured head position is on her shoulders.

they'd still go for it, as some did with our enery

One wonders if Meghan actually realised he wasn't first in line to the throne when she accepted his proposal.

she probably thinks it's like 'soap families were everyone bonks each other & marries their hubbys brother; & then sister or father

Which brings us nicely back to the Boleyns...

very true. Their father was a nice chap

Sister was more of a looker imo
He was with her first before Anne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Boleyn

If you google image all six, I think he just about saved the best till last.

bit like jim davidson