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Just Checking
28 Feb 19 23:24
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I've been wearing a long sleeved winter "garment" and keep clipping things Laugh and knocking them over.
After just knocking something over again (smashed on the floor) as the sleeve clipped something, it occured to me:
Aren't wizards supposed to have insanely baggy big dangling sleeves?
Aren't wizards supposed to always be creating potions and handling delicate glassware in a fire and chemical filled environment?

It doesn't make sense!

If we stay in the EU, I'll say this much.

I want Wizard labratory health and safety clothing standards to be a top issue.
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Report UBLE/REGY • March 1, 2019 12:49 AM GMT
It doesn't make sense!

Neither does the fact you keep wearing them if you keep breaking thingsCrazy just checking

Still if you are a wizard by profession, I suppose you do not have much choiceLaugh
Report lovegod • March 1, 2019 6:13 AM GMT
So we can compare the diameter of a lady's bits to them.
Report Torquemada • March 1, 2019 2:16 PM GMT
It is so they can quickly pull out their wands. Everyone knows this surely?
Report UBLE/REGY • March 1, 2019 3:23 PM GMT
Harry Potter fans should know that TorquemadaLaugh
Report mouse muldoon • March 1, 2019 3:24 PM GMT
Why do elves wear tights?
Report mouse muldoon • March 1, 2019 3:26 PM GMT
Actually, it's the real world creatures in strange vestments, like priests, that should be most alarming.
Report UBLE/REGY • March 1, 2019 3:56 PM GMT
I do not mind seeing Wizards as long as they don not point their wand at me and turn me into a frog
Report Just Checking • March 1, 2019 5:11 PM GMT
I suppose sleeves are very handy for hiding things up there to do "magic", which is where it comes from? Or cheat at cards by hiding some up there.

So never play a Wizard at high stakes poker, that's all I'm saying.

If Jesus was a Wizard, it would also explain where he got the loaves and fishes from.
Report Baphornet • March 1, 2019 5:26 PM GMT
he was called a magician once in a book. It sold well anyway
Report Just Checking • March 1, 2019 5:28 PM GMT
Can't wait until the Harry Potter / Son of God crossover film.
Report Baphornet • March 1, 2019 5:30 PM GMT
hey - that may work
Report STUDYFORM • March 1, 2019 5:31 PM GMT
Is it because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom?
Report Just Checking • March 1, 2019 5:56 PM GMT
"Harry Potter and the Holy Grail"
They could get pulled through a time warp and the Holy Inquisition could burn Hermione at the stake for witchcraft. And to be fair, it would be a sound conviction.
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