One day you won't be able to see the snow leperd in its natural habitat

The theory of Pythagoras will mean even less to you on that day that it does today .you all will never have to worry again about wether you've put your jumper on inside out or not

You won't have to worry about what's for tea and you won't even have to cook it or walk to the chip shop

You won't have to worry about your broadband connection or thecprice of it

Your electric bills and all the other  bills will be a thing of the past and you will never have to Tonto the toilet again in the middle of the night

One day we not see the Snow Leopard in its natural environment.

All big cats are in danger, people kill them for their furs.

If you are not covered with fur do wah diddy, you should live longer than them


So don't lose hope

You don't seem to be enjoying life do wah diddy....

It seems we have lots of things to worry about

I'm looking forward to it. I won't have to carry my shopping from the supermarket anymore

I will never be upset again when a bus goes past me even though I've held my hand out for it to stop.i won't even get angry with the bus driver when he says he didn't see me because there was another bus Infront of his bus and he. Couldn't see me .  He never said that but I know he would have said that if I ever had the courage to challenge him at the terminus

Theres definitely lots of pluses with being dead

does this apply to all leopards?

Hello Do Wah! Good to see you're still on here.

I won't even have to hold resentments about them who did not go to my funeral .I've already held them too long knowing that they wouldn't be bothered to go

I won't have to worry about the vicar saying we are all here today to celebrate do wah diddys life .and I won't have to worry that their just thinking of the things I've done wrong instead of the few things that I've done right

munch man what a lovely chit chat name .that is a name that is worthy of this chit chat forum .just like Beethoven's name was a fitting name for a foreign symphony music maker

Munch is a golf term, Do Wah. It means spinning the ball backwards when it lands on the green. I used to be really good at it. The fact I was once 23 stone was sheer coincidence. Honest!

I know I'm in the right place when I see the likes of munch men and saddo on the same forum as myself just as i felt at home when I joined A A  alcoholics annonomous And  GA gamblers annonomous .and could identify with what's going on in their heads and life

I never knew that munch man .it still surprises me on here what you can learn about

I still get exited when I toss a coin 100 times and see that it lands roughly equal times on heads and tails .some nights I stay upmall night tossing coins I only stop when I can't find my coin and lose them

I saw a programme about Dillenger yesterday Do Wah. He had fake coins with just a head on one side and nothing on the other. He used them to pay for drinks.

There's all kinds of people  on here and they all have something to offer apart from money where else could you find out what sign of the zodiac was Garry glitter .and what are the average number of chips in a happy meal at McDonald's and have your spelling and grammar scrutinised so that if your willing to learn you could get a pass in a   G C E exam

Yes Dilling

Yes munch man not all on here just watch k

Yes munch man there's even a few who dont just watch judge Judy and coronation Street and question time they watch programmes about Dillinger there's not many .but on the plus side they can tell you how much a bag of malteasers cost in Rita's shop

What w

Well I never I just found the microphone icon and and it types what you say . This is brilliant

Testing testing testing this is do wah diddy testing his microphone text button

This microphone button has opened up a new world for me

Even though it's wrote Bolton instead off button I just had 2 erase Bolton this is watch better than  playing with my  Mr potato head man

This microphone doors have its spelling mistakes but I think I can put up with it I just hope you lot can

Titanic to anyone who can hear me SOS SOS we are syncing quickly we've hit an iceberg yes all this Ocean and we've it's an iceberg it just shows you how unlucky you can be

Just between you and me  I think the man in the crows nest on watch has fallen asleep drunk anyone awake couldn't miss to see an ice burg .I bet he doesnt come down from that crows nest circa while so no one can smell his breath . But he doesn't kidd me

He's fallen asleep in the crows nest well I'm up to my neck  in water stuck in the radio room

SOS SOS SOS save us before my wife finds out I'm on my way to America to immigrate.  I'm leaving her and her 6 children in England and I'm going to live with this hairess  that Ivev met  on Titanic

Try swimming back to UK. Some kind migrant might be able to save you on his journey.

SOS SOS I told you I was unlucky she's got plenty of money and my boats sinking

SOS SOS SOS they've all left me down here while they  try and get in the lifeboats. It's always me who gets the bad end of the deal

SOS SOS I don't want to be remembered as the c

RADI

radio officer who gave his life to try and save thec

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Passengers lives I want to be remembered as thecl

I want to be remembered as the radio officer who got off with a heiress and lived a life of luxury not a heroic radio officer who tried to save the passengers lives

SOS SOS SOS I'm off not staying down here any longer