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Torquemada
15 Feb 19 20:39
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By the missus for a week whilst we're in The Canaries.

Please ensure that the usual suspects behave themselves until I get back. Listen to Akabula and Dr Crippen, they tend to offer sound advice on dealing with the troublemakers.

That will be all. Carry on.
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Report saddo • February 15, 2019 8:41 PM GMT
Thinly veiled 'I've got a wife' fred.
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 8:49 PM GMT
There's nothing thinly anything about my wife! Grin

PS. Don't tell her I wrote that.
Report SlippyBlue • February 15, 2019 8:55 PM GMT
I hope you both have a great time Torquemada and get lucky with the weather.
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 8:57 PM GMT
Cheers, Blue! We've been a few times during February half term. It's always warm but windy. Happy
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 8:57 PM GMT
A bit like the wife.
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 8:58 PM GMT
PPS. Don't tell her I wrote that either.
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 9:00 PM GMT
Looks promising - the weather, that is Wink

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/0/6297188

Enjoy Cool
Report Just Checking • February 15, 2019 9:01 PM GMT
You've got a wife eh? Say no more, say no more. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 9:04 PM GMT
Cheers!
Report boxingthefox • February 15, 2019 9:07 PM GMT

Feb 15, 2019 -- 8:49PM, Torquemada wrote:


There's nothing thinly anything about my wife! PS. Don't tell her I wrote that.


Laugh have a good one.Wink

Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 9:08 PM GMT
Cheers Boxy.
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:11 PM GMT
Tell your 'wife' I love the way she colour co-ordinates yours and her outfits :


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Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:11 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:12 PM GMT
Tell your mate (you know, the one who emails you my posts) thanks very much. Laugh
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:15 PM GMT
Laugh
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:19 PM GMT
Can't see your posts, Turkey-strangler, except for the thread title and boxing's quote of one of your posts....which is nice !
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:20 PM GMT
How did you see the last one then?
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:20 PM GMT
I knew my laugh would make puss in boots curious Excited
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:21 PM GMT
He really is the gift that just keeps giving. Laugh
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:22 PM GMT
Happy
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:28 PM GMT
You seem to have picked a good area to set up a Poodle Parlour....making enough ££ to go on holiday....good for you !
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:30 PM GMT
Thanks for getting my double post deleted.  Not sure how I managed that Blush
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:30 PM GMT
Leopard-taming is a niche market admittedly, but it pays well.
Report themightymac • February 15, 2019 10:35 PM GMT
Listen to Akabula and Dr Crippen, they tend to offer sound advice on dealing with the troublemakers.

You`ll be recommending going to Sweeney Todd for a haircut next.
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:39 PM GMT
Short back and sides, please, Mr Todd. Grin
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:44 PM GMT
Any word of Platini, Mac?
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:45 PM GMT
Nowt wrong with Spliff Richard, btw Wink
Report themightymac • February 15, 2019 10:47 PM GMT
No trilby. Very strange.

.... getting banned I mean, not Platini Crazy

Why was he banned?
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:48 PM GMT
No idea mate.

A tender snowflake, no doubt Cry
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:48 PM GMT
Perhaps he's gone to Tenerife? Grin
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:48 PM GMT
You know what's wrong with him !
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:49 PM GMT
Do you know why he was banned, Leo?
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 10:50 PM GMT
No idea !

Was on the footy forum , wasn't it ?
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 10:51 PM GMT
Was on the footy forum , wasn't it ?

What was? Confused
Report Torquemada • February 15, 2019 10:52 PM GMT
Leopard doesn't half spend a lot of time not looking at my threads! I think he posts more on mine than he does his own. Laugh
Report The Leopard • February 15, 2019 11:01 PM GMT
Platini is a footy follower....so what ever happened it was probably on there.
Report trilby22 • February 15, 2019 11:20 PM GMT
Ah, okay.  Thanks Wink
Report Torquemada • February 16, 2019 12:37 AM GMT
Right, that's me done for a week. Off in the morning to find some sun. Cool
Report trilby22 • February 16, 2019 1:35 AM GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFHs5-22kM

Enjoy and haste ye back!
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