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I'm the best man at my mates wedding at the end of march and wondering if you lot have any classic one liners to add to my speech?
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Really?
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There's loads of stuff online to help you out. I had to serve as best man and it's quite an ordeal.
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Got my own stuff planned, so the question was more of a has anyone done it before and used any great one liners
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Get You...I have never been asked to be Best Man.
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Hang on a minute , he’s is best mate, but can’t think ,some mate he is
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I can hardly remember what I said, don't think I've ever drank so much as that day!
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Do not, under any circumstances, take all your clothes off and run around the dining tables before 10pm. Even as a dare. That was my first mistake.
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You could open with
I was told that a good speech should be like a mini-skirt - long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep people's interest. |
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How about going the full Les Dawson and telling a load of mother in law jokes, pint in hand and smoking a ciggie?
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To the brides mother "Mrs 83...I've heard lots about you..... now lets hear your side of the story"
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