Best man

Really?

There's loads of stuff online to help you out. I had to serve as best man and it's quite an ordeal.

Good luck!

Got my own stuff planned, so the question was more of a has anyone done it before and used any great one liners

Get You...I have never been asked to be Best Man.

Hang on a minute , he’s is best mate,  but can’t think ,some mate he is

I can hardly remember what I said, don't think I've ever drank so much as that day!

Do not, under any circumstances, take all your clothes off and run around the dining tables before 10pm. Even as a dare. That was my first mistake.

You could open with

I was told that a good speech should be like a mini-skirt - long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep people's interest.

How about going the full Les Dawson and telling a load of mother in law jokes, pint in hand and smoking a ciggie?

To the brides mother "Mrs 83...I've heard lots about you..... now lets hear your side of the story"