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why doesn't Davina McCall wear dresses/skirts ever on TV. She doesn't even have to walk up steps anymore
where has the salt gone from my ready salted crisps
i miss my very first teddy bear
why don't i miss work
just why has Chris Grayling got a job
why are there 67 weathermen/girls per channel
i miss not being able to smile at females, for fear of being accused of some moral misdemeanor
backing winners
that first kiss of someone new
why do coppers not ride bikes
footballers spitting after hitting a ball 40 yards into the stands (i'm hard)
footballers spitting anytime (i'm very hard)
why won't Claudia-Liza Armah do Strictly
any more for anymore?
why doesn't Davina McCall wear dresses/skirts ever on TV. She doesn't even have to walk up steps anymore
where has the salt gone from my ready salted crisps
i miss my very first teddy bear
why don't i miss work
just why has Chris Grayling got a job
why are there 67 weathermen/girls per channel
i miss not being able to smile at females, for fear of being accused of some moral misdemeanor
backing winners
that first kiss of someone new
why do coppers not ride bikes
footballers spitting after hitting a ball 40 yards into the stands (i'm hard)
footballers spitting anytime (i'm very hard)
why won't Claudia-Liza Armah do Strictly
any more for anymore?
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Theresa May's stupid necklaces.
Wearing odd socks, I just can't wear odd socks and feel normal. All my hangers have to point in the same direction, if a hanger went 'rogue' and was pointing the wrong way then I 'd have to put that right pronto. |
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Narcissism?
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All my hangers have to point in the same direction, if a hanger went 'rogue' and was pointing the wrong way then I 'd have to put that right pronto.
Same with bog roll |
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Oppression of white english males.
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nothing wrong with that everything should be in order from wardrobe to tins in cupboard |
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being smiled and wolf whistled at in the street
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i guess eating a flaky pastry on the sofa is a no no
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Try smiling at the ladees anyway, you'll find that a lot of them smile back.
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In near about 99% of TV Drama's " couples" are of opposite colour.Same with television Commercials.They would have as believe that being a white couple is something to be ashamed of.
Anna fcking Soubry. |
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they might smile back but then they want to move in
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It's only 97.8%.
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I didn't mean the homeless ladees.
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Even they ususally just want a quid for a cup-a-soup.
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That was an unusual spelling.
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a cup soup here usually means spice to the homeless
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Well, whatever their vice is.
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i hear the pitter patter of tiny mousies
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without even a smile
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Don't understand why footballers need to spit. When I do intense exercise my issue is I feel the need to clear my nose, I'd be doing the one finger blast or keeping a little hankerchief rolled under my sleeve like a granny.
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they even spit at each other. What a gross commune of filth
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