Campaign to buy M&S loo roll!

Social media has much to answer for. Years ago idiots would never get their ideas out of the village.

Totally ridiculous!!!

You have to be stretching your imagination somewhat here!

Maybe it will show up more, with the contrast after using it....a bit like a brass rubbing; only this is an ass rubbing!

If it were true I'd buy lots.

Sh1tloads even

when i was at uni, one lad unwrapped all of the toilet rolls and wrote

law degrees

please take one



on each sheet of every toilet roll,

Jan 24, 2019 -- 11:00AM, Joel wrote:

Sh1tloads even

What next, the Andrex puppy is a mockery of dog Jesus?

Allah Vera

During the Cold War I had a slice of toast in a café that had a map of the USSR clearly visible on one side so the toilet roll doesn't surprise me.

Are they trying to im-ply that Allah is the number 2 god?

It's not im-ply, it's 3-ply.

Anyway I think it's ok. To me this sounds like a plan by competitors to wipe away their prophets.

What a total pr*ck that bloke in the clip is.

Sadiq Khan be calling for a government led investigation to get to the bottom of this.

all toilet roll is like cardboard now. I'm going to start using Egyptian Cotton flannels

I can highly recommend Aldi's Saxon loo roll.

You'll find no strangers in the night with that!

Reminds me of something on twitter:
"Don't you just hate it when your fingers go through the toilet roll?"
"Apart from that I'm enjoying my new job at the old folks home."

so.. are they saying its not ok to wipe your @r.se with the quran ??

the Qur'an would no doubt be softer than andrex quuilts

https://ibb.co/mR7Ss0k

yuk; perish the thought. When i was a nipper my mum wouldn't let me eat hot dogs or burgers from sellers in the street; they're probably one of the cleaner outlets now