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ok lads,this is your lucky day ,here is a kind act to do that will have the girl in your life loving you forever.Women are strange creatures and when they love you they love you,and when they hate you they hate you.They live their lives on emotion."now when it is their Birthday or Christmas or anniversary ,or any special occasion they like flowers.Not only do they like flowers they expect to get flowers to be bought for them,it makes them feel special"a guy can be in the bad books if he happens to forget the special occasion"
but here is the trick=if you send your favourite girl a bunch of red roses on a non eventful day with a note saying"just thought i would remind you that i love you"a new world will open up for you in your relationship and your girl will love you to bits for your kind thought.After you do this good deed and she tells all her friends about how king and thoughtful a guy you are ,she will make you king of the castle.So the next time you find yourself with nothing to do on a cold wet damp ordinary mundane Monday afternoon ,go buy some roses and post them to your wee girl(because she deserves them)and boy oh boy watch the results.NEVER FAILS.
but here is the trick=if you send your favourite girl a bunch of red roses on a non eventful day with a note saying"just thought i would remind you that i love you"a new world will open up for you in your relationship and your girl will love you to bits for your kind thought.After you do this good deed and she tells all her friends about how king and thoughtful a guy you are ,she will make you king of the castle.So the next time you find yourself with nothing to do on a cold wet damp ordinary mundane Monday afternoon ,go buy some roses and post them to your wee girl(because she deserves them)and boy oh boy watch the results.NEVER FAILS.
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BY THE WAY,20 QUID ON Kirby in the 3.10 will get you the price of the flowers.
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So your rohypnol supplies dried up again?
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Thanks for pointing this out.
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Cheers brass maximum lay on Kirby tia
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bill and ben =the flowerpot men
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You're obviously living in some fantasy world brass. Give a girl flowers out of the blue and she's sure to suspect you're having an affair
...or didn't mention purple bricks when you last moved |
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good by bill
good by ben was it bill or was it ben that got out of the flowerpot just then. "well children?do you the answer,was it bill or was it ben? |
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i moved to a blackmore house that last time i moved.
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no
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no flowers
 back to the drawing board for the brass |
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Time for an old joke:
What do the England Manager and Essex girls have in common? They both prefer Seaman to Flowers. |
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The OP is correct.
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go buy some roses and post them to your wee girl
Agree with this advice but don't send them 2nd class like I did and best to use A4 envelope rather trying to get them all into small one. Very little smell left by the time they arrived I was told. |
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Seems like a concrete proposition
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