If The Internet Had Never Been Invented

Owning non worthless shares in "Razzle".

Id have been inventing the internet

We've had the internet in some shape or form since WW1 imo

They kept it a secret until they were able to work out a way of enslaving us and profiting from it

Look how quickly they've gone about closing it in, and look how quickly the MSM moved all its platforms onto it and dubbing it "social media"

Worst thing ever given to the peasantry imo

"We've had the internet in some shape or form since WW1 imo
They kept it a secret until they were able to work out a way of enslaving us and profiting from it"
FFS are these people safe on our streets?

The internet was invented by scientists at CERN to share data.

No it wasn't it was created by the US military as self re-routing failsafe communications network during the cold war.

All said and done it's the greatest invention after fire and the wheel.

Thats probably correct JS
The 'web' was CERN's invention.

NOW you're cooking with gas!

babestation calls would be a tenner a minute instead of a pound

less suicides?

fewer

No smartphones

It's not very funny.  How would I contact my lifestyle coach and internet influencer??