Cocaina

i thought we were going to get some 'slow hand' then

Imagine Londoners switching to crack or spice (not sure about name but commonly used in prisons) the eels could be doing somersaults in the water!

Abbott could always jump in for a dip; that will get them jiggin

Yah, with Jeremy Corbyn in tow perhaps. Happy Together........!

poor fish

I always have Eels with me Pie and Mash

I love fish and seafood but never have eels. I'm no snob, but the bones which cannot be filleted put me off. What does it taste like 'LW'? There's an eel and pie shop in Sutton High Street nearby but a bit daunting to experiment; I'd love the pie though, not sure about the eels on its own, and the liquor.

Apparently thousands of eels have been spotted doing the Conger under Putney bridge!!

I believe the eels could jump as high as Tower Bridge when raised; there must be an awful lot of cocaina flushed down the toilet for this to happen.